I'm down, we will be prostitutes, till we start our rock band.

I don't know about prostitutes, but could I be your pimp?

Ok, we'll slang drugs.

We can specialize in roofies and date rape.

Oh yeah. That will be awesome, in no time we will be living in a swanky Manhattan apartment.

Hell yes! Meanwhile I know a few alleys we can park our cardboard boxes in.

What? Metal boxes for me sista. So the thrash bin will do.

Damn. That's true.
Though it would be really cool if we could grow a giant pumpkin and live in it until it molds/until we move in to our swanky apartment.

Yeah, but that takes talent.

Damn. We're screwed, then.

We will manage, well I am off to bed have a good one.

i had a shave today
feels good
i think it looks good
i wonder what other peoples thoughts will be

Your punctuation is fascinating.

And why is that?

today's our workplace's christmas party. maybe i'll strangle my boss tonight.

French Final exam is OVAH! (said like the announcer at the end of the Iron Chef battles)

whoo, how do you think you did?

original iron chef or american flavor?

homg yes

canyons- yeah, this seems a little random and mean right around the holidays. hm. maybe things'll work out.

I think I did well. The stuff we learned recently I was a little fuzzy on, but I should be fine.
Original all the way. I don't mess around with the American version.

the american version makes me sad. i leave the room when it comes on.

sometimes when it's just me in the house i yell "fukui-san!!" to my cat and start making up japanese-sounding stuff.

if my cat could think,

he would think i am insane.

Yeah, it's great for stuff like cod-fish soft roe and miso and tons of other stuff I have no idea what it is.

I'm thinking about watching a movie as I've got nothing to do and no one seems to be around. Also, I haz de rum, lots and lots of rum.

I will try shrooms soon, I am happy.

i never knew genetic kiss was such a kickass song

Woke up at midnight.
I hate my sleeping schedule.

^ the version on the 100% EP with the guitar intro is 100000x better. I have no idea why they cut it on the Dirty Deluxe.

Whoa. :eek: that's no good.

Yeah, it sucks.
Oh well.

Have you tried just pushing yourself to complete exhaustion for a day or two and then falling asleep at a decent hour to right the schedule?

Yup.
And it always, ALWAYS falls back to what it was before.
It's really stupid.

That's the pits.

Not only pits, but big smelly hairy sweaty pits.

I didn't feel like googling "big smelly hairy sweaty pits", so you get Sarlacc instead.

Is that the thing in Star Wars that has its own pit and uses its tentacles to reach out and eat people/things?

I love Tremors.
/random

In that first picture, the sarlacc looks like a giant anus.

I do believe that's the general idea.

I hate that thing. In Battlefront, it doesn't eat the sandpeople, but it eats everyone else instead. I wonder what would happen if I tossed a grenade in there.

I've never heard the Dirty Deluxe version, just the one on the 100% single. Which version was on the My So Called Life soundtrack?

Ask Boba Fett.

So, my friend made me a scarf that I cannot physically wear. It's like 6 feet long and about 8 inches wide. It's like I have a giant green and black snake draped about my frame.