I think it was just pineapple, orange, and vodka. But I'm not ashamed of girly drinks, and you shouldn't be ashamed of being a raving Styx fan.

i want to get at the vodka in the freezer but if no one's opened it yet, it's a good idea to leave it alone.

Haha, I'm not a raving Styx fan. Unless you're talking to Jade, in that case, she is a raving Styx fan.

I wasn't sure who I was talking to anymore. You both stuck up for them and I was falling behind.

i want my hair cut.

I want my hair back.

Trade.

you miss it?

i need to get my hair colour, too.

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

eh, i can see how. i've never had much hair to miss, so lopping it all off isn't a problem.

I've had long-ish hair most of my life.
Sometimes I have phantom hair and think it's just up in a ponytail.

Oh my God. Scotch tastes terrible after bourbon. I have nothing good to drink. The world is fucked.

Vodka goes with everything. You can't go wrong with it.

That's a tough one. I suppose you can't buy a replacement/find someone to buy a replacement bottle before your parents see?

Or just crack it open and suffer the consequences. That's how alcoholics roll.

i guess i could just open it. it was previously silently understood that i was the one finishing off stuff, but now my aunt is here and can take the blame.

Beautiful solution.

You need parents like mine: willing to buy alcohol for their child.

well, you know, minus all the other shitty aspects of them.

haha. yeah, minus all that.

i just need to get tom plastered and instead of going to target to escape the wackiness, we'll just hang in abc liquor.

why didn't i ever think of that?

Good idea.

God, I didn't realize how much my hair has grown since I got it cut! Seriously, at least a quarter of an inch.

my hair's grown pretty slowly in a month. it's normally the opposite.

Let's make it to page 666 by the end of the night.

GOAL

that this thread hwasn't reach it yet is kind weird.

My one and only desire at this moment.

People are too busy posting pictures of themselves.

i haven't posted one in a while.

i want some fucking chinese food.

What the fuck. I have absolutely no food in my apartment right now.

Those pictures just killed my perfect ambiance.

i have food, but i have to cook it.

NO WAY.

or triscuits, wheat thins, or granola bars.

jesus christ.

i guess more wine for me.

NOW YOU KNOW MY PAIN.

must feed.

Everyone within a 10 mile radius is gone for Christmas, got a light buzz going, and playing lo-fi punk.

But now, no food.

i'm eating feta cheese from the carton.

a moderate ftw.

acoustic, i want your christmas lights!

Eesh...I don't know about that. Maybe with the right wine...

And yeah, they're not Christmas lights. They're all-year-round lights that happen to be up during the holidays.

TOASTER STRUDELS FUCK YEAH

'MERICA FUCK YEAH

fuck yeah

toaster strudels coming to save the motherfucking day YEAH

no kidding

There's enough sugar in the damn things to keep me running for a good solid three days.

I don't see how Pop-Tarts can still exist after Toaster Strudels. Clearly, we have a winner.

Me either.
They're the cheap alternative.

vanilla milkshake poptarts are still godly. plus, toaster strudels have trans fat.

i'm a purveyor of both, though.

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