Maybe.

maybe?

DUDE

jade! says:
for some reason i was nice and gave sean his flogging molly shirt early
jade! says:
i have no idea why
HABEEB IT! says:
maybe
HABEEB IT! says:
..why did I say that
jade! says:
haha
jade! says:
i'm lolling

this whole board operates on the same mental wave

Hahaha

Also, she says "jkldshafdjkSHIT" and you ask why I said "maybe"?

I love using certain words incorrectly.

"How are you?" "mhmm!"

"what's going on?" "you betcha!"

it's just that you said "maybe" when we had a whole conversation about the use of the word maybe

oh god i'm lolling

i can't wait for when i actually am 21. i'll probably turn into some straight edge mormon or something and look back on my posts, 80% of which are me yammering on about vodka, and just sigh.

or i'll be married to tom gabel and just be lolling at how my life was NOWHERE NEAR AS AWESOME AS IT IS NOW.

"dude, what's up?"

"BAAAALLLS of STEEEEL."

So my friend katy says to me "I was talking to this old guy pushing 90 and he talked about how he hates his nursing home because every time he makes new friends he wants to have breakfast with them but he wakes up to find that they're dead"

And I just lol'd.

poor guy.

that is hilarious.

like sean and him having all the room now that nan's dead.

...

That's fucking terrible.

Why would you laugh?

Why did that make me laugh?

What an evil way to start 666.

we're horrible people.

Because it's fucking FUNNY.

i can't lol anymore

i'm lolled out

maybe

One day you guys will be in a nursing home, and all your friends will die before breakfast and you'll be sorry you laughed at it.

And then you'll forget your name again.

then i'll just be like

heh, now that my friends are dead i have all this room.

I'll still lawl.

i'm kind of looking forward to one day being an old lady, toothless, wearing sequined reindeer sweaters every fucking day, and lawling my ass off at everything.

I think I've come to terms with the fact that I'm going to be one of those old people that hates everyone and everything, but I think I've also realized that those types of old people only act that way because it's funny. So it's a bittersweet revelation.

I LIKE TO EET, EET, EET, EEPLES AND BANEENEES.

true story

really? cause i like to OTE OTE OTE OPPLES AND BONONOOS
no wai

PUSH ME
AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME
TIL I CAN GET MY
SATISFACTION. SATISFACTION. SATISFACTION. SATISFACTION.

i like tomove it move it

e'rybody in dis bitch gettin tips'

looking for netowkr
just seartching for a signal

you have to ight to stay in control of the siutation!

oh god i cant type

kasnhrkpskerl

gsejskfsjfksjfksdjfksdjfksdfksdtyomgavbel

667

Katy just told me to go swim in the vaginal sea that is my mother.

The only thing more senseless than gibberish...a Gertrude Stein poem:

A bag which was left and not only taken but turned away was not found. The place was shown to be very like the last time. A piece was not exchanged, not a bit of it, a piece was left over. The rest was mismanaged.

that makes no sense to me.

I have discovered if you replace important words in stupid pop songs with the word "anus", lulz will ensue.

"I wanna hold your anus"
"if I were an anus, even just for a day"
"hey hey you you! I don't like your anus"
"hit my anus one more time"

"you have to fight to stay in control of the anus"

Or change "wand" to "wang" in Harry Potter.

I saw that somewhere a long time ago.

wave your anus sounds like an anal cunt song.

I SEE A LITTLE SILOUHETTO OF AN ANUS

and she's buying a stairway to anus.

"I'll be...wrapped around your anus"

"I will go in this anus and find my own way out"