As far as the cash machine.

Chippy vs pizzeria?

chippy

how far is too far?

Anything beyond that which I'm happy to do.

Sea shanty band or morris dancing men? (I now, two great options, sorry for the tough decision)

Morris dancing

Potatoes: baked or mashed?

Mashed, with lashings of double cream mixed in.

Which is generally the better: the novel adaptation of the film, or the film adaptation of the novel?

The film adaptation of the novel

Hylda Baker or Peggy Mount?

Peggy.

In this still below, from Holiday on the Buses, someone has just stood on Inspector Blake's already injured foot. Funny or not funny?

umm.. funny.

do you agree with me that bill and ted's excellent adventure is one of the best movies of all time?

Controversial answer!
As much a fan of British comedy I am, alas the answer has to be not funny.

On the same theme:

 

Funny or not?

Sorry - to answer schizo's question - no.

I can't decide.

What film have you watched most often?

jaws

can you really kill two birds with one stone. video evidence may be required.

Only in some kind of Steve Davis-like trick hot, I imagine.

Do you regret the demise of the passenger hovercraft?

wassat, you say?! passenger hovercraft!? never had one.

are they common?

They don't have them anymore???!!! The answer is obviously no if I didn't realise they didn't exist anymore.

Double decker buses: upstairs or downstairs?

again, never been unfortunately. maybe ill go to scotland one day and they will be there waiting?! (scotland has 'em right??) I would say upstairs though...

do you like the movie The Party?

There may be one or two passenger hovercraft still running in the world, but on the whole they were never very popular.

Never seen The PArty.

Record shop or book shop?

A condom, especially if I'm sleeping with a zombie flesh eater. Best to be safe, eh?

email or telephone?

Email at work, phone at home.

What was the last book you read?

Wally Hammond: The Reasons Why by David Foot

Picnic or barbecue?

i have absolutely no clue what that means. so ill say "no".

___ word processing program or notepad program?