i think if i do dance in the rain then break will very much be the word to use!

its so warm here right now its practically spring.

i do have a long coat though so maybe i will think about it.

just give me the booze and i am like justin timberlake!

blueberries! they are healthy and delicious.

if i eat anymore then this will be me:

Soo i bought some pants today, and they are brown and kind of 70s looking. Pretty rad, my first pair of pants, A bit big though, will get someone to make them smaller. Bummer about pants though, unlike jeans i cant just wipe my hands on them with out feeling bad.

i am going to learn sign language.

^this is a 3d rendered image and not a real person.^ ! ! ! :eek:

I never realised that there was a thread especially for posting irrelevancies. I've always just posted them in random threads.

My dad is a doctor, but not a medical one. He gets tired of people asking him medical questions.

Is there more of this to prove it?
And does this explain Cryptonightcrawler and his 'party pals'??

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Mary. Mary."

"Is that you, Fred?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."

"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."

"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk."

what should i watched stoned, Thank you for smoking or Lady in the water?

'friends' are awesome. especially series 7-10

haha yeh
i heaps want to eat some cherrie cookies!!

my sister is a nurse and is asked a lot of things but she is also quite nosey so wants to know everything as well.

as for sign language, its something i have wanted to do for a long time and think i will actually do it soon.

i had falafel and pita bread with salad and mango chutney for my tea. mmmmmmm

guys, the harmony central forum is more fucked up than this one. no one posts in the right seciotns.

hhahha im drunk by my self once again
drank a bottle of wine, i want to go out, i want anna.....yeh i really do.
im listenign to the beatles aright now...AND I LOVE HER!

BEEERr

Nothing better than getting drunk by yourself then laughing at what a loser you are.

so i was on google looking up skulls and i came across this picture and thought it was amusing.

http://images.google.com.au/imgres?i...icial%26sa%3DN

i wonder if her nipples are supose to be so visible.

fuuuuuck, i lost my bank card, and im supose to be going away for a week tomorrow morning!! im always forgetting shiyt

hey hey im depressed here, non of this love shit. give me the attention :

hello .

Hello. I'm your troll.

great.

i want noel edmunds to die

is that bambi fucking a dog?

i have eaten cheese everyday this week.

The Nintendo DS Lite is quite extraordinarily cool.

Welcome back Hip Priest. You've been missed.

Now, for the relevant, irrelevance.

We've had a horrendous blizzard here today! The road to my house was impassable, and I had to stay at a bar until it was plowed, and when it was finally 'plowed', I attempted to drive it, and got stuck for the better part of three hours. Gin and tonic is helping ease the anxiety.


Drivers Stranded; Snow Continues Over Iowa
Snow Mostly Done In Omaha

OMAHA, Neb. -- Denison, Iowa, was the center of continuing snowfall in the region at 3 p.m. Thursday, according to KETV NewsWatch 7 meteorologist Bill Randby.

Snow was still falling at a rate of 1 inch per hour from Harrison to Pottawattamie counties. Randby said he expected as much as 3 more inches of snow to fall in Denison, and an additional inch was expected over most of eastern Iowa.

The snowstorm that dumped as much as 13 inches on some parts of Omaha had mostly moved east of Omaha by 1 p.m. By 3 p.m., conditions in downtown Omaha had improved significantly as winds let up and streets were cleared.

Wind speeds gusted to 54 mph in Tekamah Thursday afternoon, and sustained winds across the region were near 40 mph. White-out conditions in rural areas will continue to threaten drivers throughout the day Thursday, Randby said.

Drivers Stuck On Roads, Interstates

Nebraska State Patrol spokeswoman Deb Collins told KETV NewsWatch 7 that troopers had not encountered any serious wrecks along Interstate 80, but did respond to dozens of vehicles that ran off the interstate. She said troopers had also seen numerous jackknifed tractor-trailers.

Across Omaha, motorists were stuck in the snow. John Harter and his children said their pickup was stuck. But Harter laughed as he told a reporter about hoping no one would hit him as he sat helpless. His wife eventually showed up to take him home.

By 10 a.m., the lobby at an Omaha Howard Johnson Motel had filled up. Leroy Ristow decided to stop instead of continue his trip to Plainview, Neb.

"I'm 79 years old," Ristow said. "I've been through a few of these. I've learned my lesson a few years ago."

Stranded motorist Dennis Overdorf said he figured it was safer to stay than to press his tractor-trailer on toward Des Moines, Iowa.

"I got to Exit 23 on the Iowa side and it was just like someone pulled a sheet down in front of you," Overdorf said. "This is one of the worst I've been in, mainly because of the amount of snowfall and the wind."

Blowing wind, piles of snow and stranded cars had a lot of truck drivers stranded along the region's roads and interstates.

"When you got that much weight behind you and you go to stop, there's no stopping," said trucker Justin Moore. "That weight behind you shoves you to wherever it wants you to."

Blizzard Warning Issued

A blizzard warning has been issued for Douglas and surrounding counties, and is in effect until 6 p.m. Thursday.

A winter storm warning was canceled.

The National Weather Service in Valley issued the blizzard warning. Snow, which will fall heavily in patches across the region, will continue over the area into the afternoon. Northwest winds of 25 to 35 mph with gusts over 40 mph will create blizzard conditions with occasional white outs. Snowfall will vary from 8 to 12 inches from around Fremont, Wahoo into west Omaha to 4 to 10 inches from southwest Iowa toward eastern sections of Omaha.

A blizzard warning means severe winter weather conditions are expected or occurring. Falling and blowing snow with strong winds and poor visibilities are likely. This will lead to white out conditions, making travel extremely dangerous. Do not travel. If you must, have a winter survival kit with you. If you get stranded, stay with your vehicle.

What magical cheeses did you consume?

my job on monday will mean i will have access to this site!

Hooray for slacking off at work!