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Lsd and the Search of Anus.

JOSH:

yo yo yo, what time are you coming over tomorrow?

When would you recommend?

i'm feeling around 4:30.

That works. I'm bringing cookies!

sweet! and mom's making gumbo. it's going to be a good day.

Gumbo is such a weird word.

haha sorry i'm so scattershot, i'm actually being affected by alcohol tonight.

mom makes HTE BEST gumbo. chicken and shrimp. she's getting up at nine or ten to start cooking the stuff.

Crazy.
I hope my parents didn't forget I'm going over there tomorrow.

i've had three really weird days in a row. i hope they didn't because i want to break the streak!

btw how do you feel about the scent japanese cherry blossom?

I want to get myself out of this funk I'm in. I feel so stupid and useless.

I enjoy that scent.

i'm halfway between "romantic fireworks" (at dinner tonight i just sat there and said "ok, i have a boyfriend blahblah blah" and they want to meet him) and "OHMGIOD get me out of this house". it's so bipolar.. one hour, we're all laughing and intoxicated and getting along, then the next hour my aunt's bitching to my other aunt on the phone about my mom not buying her cigarettes, tom's pissed off, and sean is crying about the wii.

gah. if shit gets pulled tomorrow, i'ma choke a bitch. or sic a shark singing styx on all their asses.

SWEET.

I wish I weren't so fucking moody.

i would give you enchiladas (my mom's cooking has been FTW on ten levels recently) and some candy and a few hugs, but i am three cities away. gah!

move. don't move.
stay a little while on my linoleum.
breathe. don't breathe.
walk a thousand miles on my linoleum.

:(
I don't get it. My mood has been apathetic (dear diary, mood:apathetic) until lately. I'm always really calm and chill, but now I feel like ripping my hair out.

:(

well, here's another digital hug.

i know what you mean, for a while i've been feeling so restless. this sounds insane, but this morning around 5:30 i found a lighter and went outside (with a bottle of water) to light some leaves up. it was the closest thing to just blowing something up i could get.

I wish I could go into further detail, but this is the interbutt and the wrong person could end up reading it.

ah. maybe PM?

I don't know. I just want to get it out of my goddamn head. I think discussing it might make it worse.

oh. it's cool. i understand.

i want to be out in utah, there's a situation with my sister that could get worse and i want to be there for her. gah.

Ugh, that's shit.

If you read my latest bulletin you might understand.

:(

bring lots of cookies tomorrow. we're having a party.

Good.

I need to drink this shit off. I'll talk to my parents tomorrow about whatever it is they're buying. I want some fucking schnapps.

Hey terrible hope everything gets better. Schizo, how are you?

Thanks, I hope it does too. How are you?

Good, bored I need a ciggie. I don't want to work at 8:30 in the morning tomorrow.

Working Christmas Eve? Damn. Did you choose to?

No I didn't choose to. But whatever, I think I am having New Years Eve off though. That one matters most to me.

wat
Is it the one I know?

Staying in contact with your ex never turns out well. Forget he exists.

That sux JAde.

my ex plays drums in my band. and all our friends are mutual, so over the years we have slipped into the friend category, but ther is still tension...not always fun

I think I am going to end up with my ex as a life-time partner since we cannot marry.

I see, hopefully it works out well.