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Speak slow, tell me love, where do we go AH-AH
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Motherfuck the holidays. This settles it, from here out, I'm celebrating Festivus by myself for the next decade.
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HI IM JAED IM HERE WIF TERRIBELCRAYNZ DRINKIN SUM WIEN. I LIEK TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BANEENEES.
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by the way, sometimes when I'm all alone I sing and dance to journey while dressing up like a male hooker inside of a unicorn coated in diamonds and sweet sweet man love .
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Whoa...
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Oh, wine...
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lemon wata y vodka
up yo aqss mothafuckas WAAAAAAYYYYYYTTT hamburgers. hamburgers fried in hamburgers: terriblecanyons. hahahah i just WANT FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEEDOOOM! i fee like a blak ass ho at choir SING YO HEART OUT BABY THATS WUT U HERE FOR |
That spiel made me want to watch Friday, or just listen to Smokey's dialogue.
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watch you ass some friday boy
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I would...but I'm watching Blood Diamond right now...that has sufficient wacky dialogue.
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HEY YO DIS YO GRL TERRIBELCRANYPNESIODKLH.
WE HAS NO LIEVS SO WE HEAR DRINKN SOM VODKA WATERS. supboy? |
I think I'm about to dig into the rum once everyone goes to bed. three days without celllphone or internet service.
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Jade had the genius idea to disguise vodka in a water bottle.
It actually doesn't taste all that bad with lemon water... |
Jade says to par-tay yo ass up, dawg.
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I wish I had some of the russian firewater. I'm jonesing for a proper brass monkey.
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Jade was thinking white russians. Jade's aunt was thinking cheap wine.
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chepa ass wine.
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There's like 8 bottles of dank ass wine around here, but I'll stick with the Captain.
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if it's some sergio guy's burgundy
stay away. the captain. gjaigaifjaifawirwifjsaijfiafas ![]() |
Eh, there's like 5 or so cheap reds of varying names, a bottle of Yellow Tail Riesling, some strawberry/apple, maybe one or two whites of shittyness.
Now...to decide on the mixer....I think it'll be Coke. |
pinot grig, dude.
never diet coke. 75% of my posts have something to do with beverages, 25% me talking about kidnapping various actors and or posting whale penii. |
Jade's got me wanting to hit the bottle.
If I'm not mistaken that's what I did a year ago today also |
25% of my posts are solely in this thread, most of them I'm bitching about something or talking about NES.
Yucks to the diet Coke. 2 shots in about 10 oz of Coke. I feel bad about not pouring one on the curb for my homiez, but it's raining outside right now. |
dude! where did you come from?!
last christmas i did, but i had eaten at outback so it was essentially like drinking water. merry christmas all you dudes |
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oh hi, my brother. dont pour one for you homzies fuck dem all. |
Yeah, most of my homiez would cap my ass for pouring out the liquor. That's alcohol abuse.
Merry christmas to all and to all a good night....but I'm not going to bed for a while, so that's not apropos. |
Jade's family is so strange. I have to be drunk to be able to handle them, honestly.
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Diet Dr. Pepper isn't all that bad
I'm out from the woodworks// Don't get my hands on internet that much anymore I can't soulseek to download on this computer... vista is a bitch |
Now I'm at home with my family, with a conservative mother and a recovered alcoholic father. No firewater for the holidays here.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again until I buy one...I need a flask, if only for the purpose that a little bit of high proof is better than a warm down blanket to warm one up on a cold day.
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kfaofkaofkaofkaf
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That's an amazing Kung-fu noise!
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you bethvca!@
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Just for the record, rum+stairs=fail. I fell up.
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ahah, you fall uo, i take bad myspace photos.
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I hate taking photos of myself. It makes me feel lame and sad...:(
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Haha.. that reminds me that I found a sort of sad photo of myself today
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Okay, I shall not be sad anymore because the internet is the wonderful quasi-reality. (tru fax)
I do believe I'm only going to have a bit more of the sacrament...and by a bit...more than I should. |
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