Glad you enjoyed that haha.

I want to cut my bangs today, but I'm fearful.

Cutting hair isn't hard though, and people seem to like the haircuts I give them, so I don't think it'll be too too tricky.

Lilly you freak, do you ever cut your own?

In a can? Weird.

So, I ordered Pulp Fiction with my Air Miles points. Their movie and CD selection is balls fuck, and it always has been. Not that there's anything wrong with Pulp Fiction, it's just that that's all there was that interested me. Waiting and collection more points for something else wasn't an option for my impatient self.

i hate people

bububut... i love you

It used to come in tiny cans when I was like 6 or 7. I was so damn good. Now it only comes in Original, Pulp-Free, and Country style cartons and is really hard to find sometimes. Donald Duck Orange Juice is the best!


Yeah, humankind is really a bad idea all around. I'm sure Pitchfork was give the human species around a 4.3/10

The balance has been restored proper, like - weddings = true romantic yet drunken yay WIN.

me too.
I'm glad we're friends.

People hating is obviously the way to go.

I'm over hating people. I just hate god.

But there's no god to hate?

To quoteth the Butthole Surfers:

Don't look at me, motherfucker!
You look like shit!
I AM GOD
God is second to me
Don't look at me
Don't even look at me with your naked eye!
...

Shut up!

Well, it gets jesus-freaks upset.

Do you guys think this is cool?

Olympic people freak me out.

Packing sucks.

I'M DA BEST MANG
I DEED IT
....
BISEXUAL BRIDAL SHOWAH

I just dropped a 3-hole punch of my little toe. Motherfucker!!! Now it's bleeding...

I Got Da Cat On Da Grill
You Need To Go To The Fuckin Dental

I got da cat on da grill, see?
I got da cat on da grill on da grill see?

DENTALLY GRILL!