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Ho Chi Minh is a sonuvabitch.
Got the blueballs, crabs, and the seven year itch. |
my leg is red and splotchy from laptop heat.
for some reason, i'm only able to connect to this website and google. |
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you could make a ytmnd out of that.
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hey, fuck you. This website and google IS WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGE |
Full Metal HJacket is depressing me. Mpoor Pyle.
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hey, fuck you. ytmnd IS WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGE |
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hey, fuck you. Full Metal Jacket IS WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGE |
^ that could be an awesome t-shirt. "This was all I got for Christmas your fucking ignorant savage!"
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hey, fuck you. An awesome t-shirt IS WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGE |
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half of the phrases i use in every day life now come from syg. |
No it's WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAQS YOU FUCKING aw that's sad. I don't think you're a fucking anything.
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i think we should get these made, take individual pics of us wearing them, and photoshop it all together. |
Oh my god, let's do it YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGES
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this white russian is a fucking ignorant savage.
but i'm up for the shirts. |
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Please marry me. |
You only like my alcohol.
Which is emptuy. I will be right back. |
The chinaman was fucking savage for pissing on my fucking rug.
(the mention of white russian called for Lebowski) |
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I only like you for your alcohol?! WHAT THE FUCK MAN, I GAVE YOU FOUR, COUNT EM, FOUR ASCII HEARTS! DOESN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?! YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGE! |
too much cranberry not enough vodka. why am i an fucking ignorant savage?
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i'm STILL lolling. |
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acousti crock
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a coust
i c rock omg I'm e.e. cummings |
omg no waii
why is my alcohol tolerance becoming that of of a toddler? |
Holy fuck. This movie is actually killing my buzz.,
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That'll happen.
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I'm tired.
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i can't watch tv or movies inebriated. i used to watch the iron chef or the disney channel but now i just go on the interwebs.
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Movies are for pot. Drinking just canelcs everythign out.
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i'm tired, but sean's awake.
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Oh man, you're braver than I am, jade. I could never handle Iron Chef drunk, I'd collapse a lung from laughter.
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josh, how i have ANY lung capacity left is beyond me. seriously. i take one look at chairman kaga and wake up the whole house.
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I forgot to buy food before i started drinkingh. Sonofabitch.
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This is very true. He alternately looks like a matador or a Japanese dandy.
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If there's one thing I've learned in my entire life, it's that drunk + internet = saying something embarrassingly awesome.
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He'd have to have one of those crazy-ass scrolling LED sign belts to subtitle him because since he's the chairman, voiceover is beneath him.
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Too much pressuer now. I have to cease fire.
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