Ho Chi Minh is a sonuvabitch.
Got the blueballs, crabs, and the seven year itch.

my leg is red and splotchy from laptop heat.

for some reason, i'm only able to connect to this website and google.

you could make a ytmnd out of that.

hey, fuck you. This website and google IS WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGE

Full Metal HJacket is depressing me. Mpoor Pyle.

hey, fuck you. ytmnd IS WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGE

hey, fuck you. Full Metal Jacket IS WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGE

^ that could be an awesome t-shirt. "This was all I got for Christmas your fucking ignorant savage!"

hey, fuck you. An awesome t-shirt IS WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGE

half of the phrases i use in every day life now come from syg.

No it's WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAQS YOU FUCKING aw that's sad. I don't think you're a fucking anything.

<3<3<3<3

i think we should get these made, take individual pics of us wearing them, and photoshop it all together.

Oh my god, let's do it YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGES

this white russian is a fucking ignorant savage.

but i'm up for the shirts.

ASCII hearts ar all I GOT FOR CHRISTAMS YOU FUCKING IGNOARNT WHATEVR YOU SAID!

Please marry me.

You only like my alcohol.

Which is emptuy. I will be right back.

The chinaman was fucking savage for pissing on my fucking rug.
(the mention of white russian called for Lebowski)

I only like you for your alcohol?!
WHAT THE FUCK MAN, I GAVE YOU FOUR, COUNT EM, FOUR ASCII HEARTS! DOESN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?! YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGE!

too much cranberry not enough vodka. why am i an fucking ignorant savage?

i'm STILL lolling.

:(.

acousti crock

heh.

a coust
i c rock

omg I'm e.e. cummings

omg no waii

why is my alcohol tolerance becoming that of of a toddler?

Holy fuck. This movie is actually killing my buzz.,

That'll happen.

I'm tired.

i can't watch tv or movies inebriated. i used to watch the iron chef or the disney channel but now i just go on the interwebs.

Movies are for pot. Drinking just canelcs everythign out.

EDIT: Except spelling!

i'm tired, but sean's awake.

Oh man, you're braver than I am, jade. I could never handle Iron Chef drunk, I'd collapse a lung from laughter.

josh, how i have ANY lung capacity left is beyond me. seriously. i take one look at chairman kaga and wake up the whole house.

I forgot to buy food before i started drinkingh. Sonofabitch.

This is very true. He alternately looks like a matador or a Japanese dandy.

If there's one thing I've learned in my entire life, it's that drunk + internet = saying something embarrassingly awesome.

He'd have to have one of those crazy-ass scrolling LED sign belts to subtitle him because since he's the chairman, voiceover is beneath him.

Too much pressuer now. I have to cease fire.