Those people that can unwrapped starburts with their tongue and/or tie the wrapper into a bow intrigue/frighten me.

I have a massive brainache from playing guitar hero for upwards of 4 hours non-stop.

does everything look like it's moving upwards?

rum and coke make gods of men.

No, but I do have a little tunnel vision and a 4 second attention span.

My hero.

the rum or the coke?

The godly combination of the both.

ah. when i play too much, i become unable to tell where anything is because it all looks like it's moving up.

i want something to numb my mouth.

ahh, yes. the combo is undeniable.

tequila, or orajel. personally i prefer the liquor, but hey you're your own personage.

I used to carry Oragel around for just this purpose.

jesus christ, my kingdom for twenty things of oragel. but i'll also take the liquor.

whenever i open or close my bathroom door, my bedroom door does the opposite by itself.

Whoa.

it's not the air conditioning, because this even happens when the air is off.

i'm actually really tired. i might be on later.

Prolly the air pressure.

Rum and coke is just shitty coke. No thank you. Leave carbonated drinks out of alcohol.

but vodka and red bull is like, holy hell awesome.

my jaw and teeth have calmed down for now, but i'm afraid that if i lie down they'll act up agian.

Holy fuck, facebook chat needs a block or ignore function so I can ignore the FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGES.

put yourself on invisible!

I know...but there's SOME people I want to talk to...just not others.

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you could just go invisible, message your friends and initiate the conversatio and keep on talking. keeps out the savages.

i'm mean and just tell people flat out BRB and never return, even if they're telling me something "serious".

Luckily the savages have returned to their dank, dark holes for the night, now all I have left is an ex-g/f, a friend that talks about guitar gear all the time, and a girl that desperately wants to jump my bones.

OH SHI- JOSH YOU'RE ON FACEBOOK ADD ME RIGHT NOW THANK YOU LONG RUN ON SENTENCE yay

whoa

josh, i never thought of adding you on facebook!

God damn/bless the internets

Mudkip Chocolate Rain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85Nq6...eature=related

I'm lolling too hard about this.

you guys still online?

i think in order to get back on a human sleeping schedule, i'm going to stay up all night tonight then force myself to stay up until 9 or 10 tomorrow night.

That sounds like a terrible idea. Whenever I try stuff like that I fall asleep at like 11am.

i'm not good at good ideas.

well, my mom is off work tomorrow and i'm planning to go blow some cash on shoes, so it's not an option. also, we're loaded up on caffeine.

It's a sure fire way to get your schedules right if you can time it fall asleep at like 9 or 10 pm. I love staying up all friday and saturday then crash at about 11pm or midnite saturday. so much fun.

yeah, i'm aiming for 10:30 or 11 so at least i can spend some quality time on here, with the family (my cousins are coming for dinner), and talking to the bf as he gets off work.

tomorrow's going to be crazy. hmm. being sleep deprived will be hella fun.

Maybe I'm just terrible at staying awake.

I'm not sure how long I'll last tonight, this headache is miserable.

i'm at least happy that my brother is asleep (and has been since 6 pm) and that my toothache has subsided. for now.

ouch. i hope it goes away!

i was expecting to pass out around 10:30 but.. that did not happen.

I think it was because I've barely ate anything today and didn't have any caffeine until a couple of hours ago, and the eye strain from Guitar Hero didn't help. I should just sleep so I'll quit whining.

i'm eating this kickass bowl of turkey, lasagna, and greenbean casserole. oh man.

Which brings me by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to being hungry, and having nothing to eat.

i would definitely share, but i'm well on my way to devouring the whole plate in the fridge. i only ate a waffle and a taco other than this today, so this is my feast.

not sure if the three ibuprofen i had would counteract with wine too much. not going to try.

You're eating in the fridge? Nice.