köttbullars with mashed potatoes and lingon?

Sorry, I need my left nut, so I can keep saying "suck my left one."

"No, the other left, the other left!"

I can practically hear it.

more like favre beans and a nice chianti. :)


save the propositions for West Hollywood, pentunia.

ADM, you would so be my hetero friend that I would take to WEHO. We would have a blast.

they leaked, you dumb!

This guy looks pretty gay. And by that I mean who wears red lipstick with a pink shirt. What must the fag hag next to him think?

I prefer Zsa Zsa Lahore.

I tried grappa once and I sworn to myself never to try it again.

bad grappa is hideous, nice grappa is good.
time for another illyquore here.

btw, now I want to know who that ronaldA mc donald is....

I cant stand clear high % alcoholics. vodka is the best of them, but my body reacts better with brown stuff

al shakeyabooty, I know what you're saying. I'm in for a good whisky (=read, single malt) any day.

you are absolutely right , slave-o not dwayne

don't you make jokes of slave-o
i've had enough picking on myself during one rainy night at baltimore gas station when my nametag was so smugged than the "o" looked like "e".
It wasn't funny at all, however the customers obviously had a different opinion on this.

hahahaha, nice story. and it matches perfect with my "vision"

So, yeah, classes start tomorrow. My first is at 10:10, not too bad. My roommate never showed up and they'll only hold the room for him until 1pm tomorrow. That's kickass, unless they assign me another roommate. That's not kickass in the least.

Classes don't start til Monday here. Yay tropical storm!

Some luck. I wish classes didn't start, so I could sleep until 3pm every day, like today.

Yeah :(
I'm kind of dreading classes. Not quite so sure how to take this whole college thing. And I get super worried over stupid things like whether or not I should bring all of my things to class the first day or not.

I have to fill out a student profile and bring a picture of myself for my Comm 240 class. Plus, I have to print off syllabuses and bring them to like 2 or 3 classes, which is the most dumbfuck thing ever. The class thing is hit or miss, for some classes the professor starts using the book the first day and others place everything in the notes, so the book is useless.
You can't go wrong with just a notepad the first day.