Why am I listening to screamo?

Why am I listening to nothing?

i need to be asleep. at 2 guys, get me the fuck off the internet so i'll be able to wake up early and clean.

I can't stop chewing on my glasses...and they taste like shampoo.

are you ok?

i went into the fridge to get a glass of ginger ale, poured a glass of wine, and wondered why my ginger ale tasted funny. it hit me.

I'm laying low for a few weeks.

I'm okay. I could kick myself for getting the habit of chewing on my glasses from someone who used to chew on my glasses. Weird, I know. It's only my old pair. I have no idea why I started chewing on them.

teriblyjrans- i hear you. i'm just not going back into the kitchen for a week.

josh- i want to stop chewing on my pens. they always taste a little bit like whatever lip stuff i was wearing last time i chewed. it's foul.

I've tried to not chew my pens, but I've failed miserably.

when i was six or seven i chewed on my hair. it was my nervous habit. that was the worst.

Jade. I was garbage digging for accidentally thrown-away picks and Mary accidentally threw your checks away. I about died when I saw them in there.

oh shit. did you save them?

I hated middle school because they had some hardline gum policy where you couldn't chew gum. I nearly went insane. That's where the pen chewing started.

i just hid my gum between my teeth and gums, then chewed when the teacher turned around.

They're safe. Uhh.. there's coffee stains on them though.

haha, as long as i got the bucks, life is good. on saturday you and alex and i are meeting up.

mmmk.

other than that, we tried to make some kind of plan for today and tomorrow and just came up with "give sean money to go away".

i think i should head off to bed. night.

twilight is gay

I have to pee now.

Ugh, what a thing for the folks at the funeral home to have to experience.

What an incredible story. Seriously.

Mebbe he had Michael Parkinson's disease - an uncontrollable urge to listen to Jamie Cullum.

Iron Chef is back on, finally.

In the sun I feel as one.

Has it always said "comething"

Yep.

King Buzzo outta feel so proud-
this is such a great thread.

I'm drinking organic Lemonade. It's tasty but a bit too sweet for my personal taste.

I'm lonely

best

weekend

ever

awesome!

very! how are you, josh?

Is Something Suddenly Made From Kryptonite!?

I'm well. I'm packing up my clothes and books and junk, getting ready to head back to academia (madness)
How goes it after a fine weekend?

No way. I never even noticed until just then.

I didn't notice til a few months ago, either, but I can't unnotice it now.

i slept eleven hours, which is more than i have slept in fucking ages.