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So, uh, I just bought an autographed picture of Jesus. |
Nice. I hear those are indestructible.
But I have an autographed picture of Satan, and it has the power to mythologize Jesus autographs. |
I love to hurt myself.
I hurt myself with love! |
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Well I hope you have a good shampoo to take that spunk off. |
celine dion sometimes forgets to shave her legs
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Computer Science 100=Trolling for Beginners. Today, the first day, we learned how to make pop-ups.
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Hahahaha. Nice.
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One time I was part of a forum that allowed HTML.
Oh man, that was bad. |
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Shout him down anyway! That shit can't be tolerated, even if he IS rainman. |
Sonic Youth 37 - Annex all his books and then doing a classic Blitzkrieg move on any further questions he raises. After all, war is war...
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My grumble of "don't raise you hand. put you fucking hand down, put fucking hand down" *his hand goes from half-cocked to full in the air* "goddammit" *I facedesk* was audible in a 2-person radius.
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He's one of those pretentious intellectual fucks that likes to pontificate the fact that he has no life outside of history, 30-sided die and his right hand. |
Tell him if he does that again, a gay man from South London will come and pull his pants down, and then spank him very hard indeed, whilst singing Judy Garland songs.
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The best way to handle those people is to somehow convince the professor to laugh at the guy's questions. "Haha, okay seriously, does anyone have a question that's not retarded?"
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I'll keep you posted, Melly.
acoustic: my Roman history professor did just that with a student of similar disposition, this one, I fear, will not. He's too Rick Moranis-like. |
Aw, I can totally picture Moranis doing that, too. But I know what you're saying.
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Yeah...my Roman history professor was a strong-built lad from Birmingham, so he basically took guff from no one.
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Actually, now that I think about it, the professor I was thinking of when I mentioned that was my Greek/Roman history professor. He was short and effeminate and from NYC, but I see a pattern nonetheless.
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*Smack* *Smack* *Smack* went my heartstriiiiings!
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I wish I could rep you for that, crock.
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Delete 10 Facebook friends, get a free Whopper
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13577_3-10...g=2547-1_3-0-5 I wish I was making this up. |
That's actually a very innotive app! Not as useless as the thousands of other "gift" apps.
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That's awesome, but I'd rather shell out the money than offend anyone on my friends list. Ooh! Ooh! We could all add each other and then delete each other, get our coupons, then re-add each other.
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if it were for a few free big macs, i'd delete my whole friends list. well, except for all of you guys.
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I can't get it to work. Poorly programmed, or every browser on my computer is messed up.
I was excited. |
i'm too busy enjoying being lazy to sift through my friends. there are ten or fifty people i could delete, but that's effort.
why isn't it friday? how are you, 'coustic? |
someone on tv just said "YOU ETHIOPIAN MOUSE HAIRED KADAFI COMMUNIST ARANIAN MOTHER FUCKER"
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I'm good. Everyone's coming back to campus, so it's gonna get busy again. Maybe. Not sure if that's good or bad, but I'm sure I can use the social interaction after the last couple weeks. |
I need new shoelaces again. These pieces of junk just aren't cutting it.
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I wanna do Fabio of Top Chef season 5.
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alex- i love fabio!
i passed out at 9:30, woke up at three screaming and shaking from a nightmare, and NOW i'm fucking exhausted again. wtf. |
and i'm still awake.
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I need a better reading chair...or any reading chair for that matter.
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My posture is horrible.
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As is mine. My current strife comes from propping myself up on my right elbow for the better part of the last three hours, with perhaps another two to go.
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i run with my left shoulder jammed up under my ear, and my right arm down freely.
that hurts like a bitch. |
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We still hanging out tomorrow? |
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