This sounds about right.

Hahaha! You would know. All two times we've talked I've been sloshed.

This is true, and I only remember very few details of the conversations as well.

i sitll ony remember unicycles

Me too. And uhh... yeah, that's about it. Fuck.

All I can remember about the New Years conversations was pizza and something about a cover band (I think?)

THAT'S RIGHT. A cover band, but covers of god knows what. I don't even remember. All I know is when I'm drunk I say "Hey nameinsertedhere, I have a question for you."

Send next time you see me on MSN hahaha.

wasn't it flogging molly?

i think?!

miley cyrts?

something like that!!
Damn. You have a sharp memory.

I vaguely remember something about ABBA and Freddy Mercury....but I don't think it was Miley or Molly.

my memory is so much better sloshed. it's awesome.

YES i think i remember saying something about this nude picture of abba or something

I remember the ABBA talk. God. I have the most awesome convos when I'm drunk... just wish I could remember them.

i remember it being 8 or 9 pm and just LOLLING at the little counter eating pizza. then i kinda choked.

God, I remember that. We were just laughing at fucking nothing. I told us to stfu but we continued anyway, eating pizza.

I still have that voicemail on my phone.

Hahahaha! What does it say?! I don't even remember. Lemme guess "hey josh this is teriblykranz and I'm so drunk"

i stood up laughing and you asked what i was laughingat, then i took a bite of pizza and laughed.

I remember we were watching miley cyrus, but why and how I have no idea.

i decided it'd be funny to turn on dick clark's rockin' new years eve. it wans't. oh yeah, thirten was on commercial breal.

I do remember watching 13 and we were talking about how when we were 13 we weren't droppin' e and tripping on acid, doing our neighbors, getting drunk at school, or overdosing on god knows what.

when i was 13 i was planning cool ways to like, be an anarchist and cut up long sleeve shirts to make weird gloves.

I was thinking about how cool it was to wear eyeliner and how Queen was the best band ever.

i had JUST learned the proper way to apply eyeliner (NOT applying liquid eyeliner to the inner eye rim, for instance) and hence was trying to get that all sorted out.

I remember you were obsessed with liquid and I was into pencil. I also remember us fucking with the pretentious fucks down the street. The skateboarding pricks.

i'd cry and have red eyes from improperly using liquid eyeliner.

i hate those fucking kids still, and they're all out of college at this point. they thought they were so cool!

Good watching Gossip Girl Online.

i want an uncle jack and chuck sandwich.

I'll give a listen and try to transcribe here:

TC:JOSH!!
Schizo:JOSH!!
T:It's just like 8-a-fucking clock and we're both drunk. It's 8:03 and we're both drunk. Like we had Red Bull and vodka like maayyyyybe half an hour ago and we're both like lal, loling our asses off.
S:We lol over thing you don't lol about.
T:Yeah, we're like lollerskating and roflcoptering.
S: In a roflcopter over the mountains
(laughter)
T: Josh,You're the wind beneath my wings. I don't know what that means. (garbled speech) "What if G-, What if Josh were one of us? just a..." oh...wait, "If you steal my sunshine. I know it's not for me, if you steal my sunshine." (laughter) So, like, we have the window open and there are drunk elderly beneath us and they are talking really loudly and we're probably talking just as loud, but we can't tell because we're DRUNK! Jade has her scarf on her head but she looks like a Palestinian. I'm gonna hand this now. K, bye.

OMFG YES! my scarf! i was sat there looking like some molotov thrower.

what if josh were one of us!?

I lol'd so hard reading that. That is us in a nutshell.

Yes.

I wanna get drunk now. But i will tomorrow.

half of my fucking vocabulary is internet terms. i am lolling so hard.

Mine too. Seriously. Mine too. I don't even say seriously anymore, I say SRSLY.

Also, gonna go get another dr\ink.

That message pales in comparison to the conversation that actually went on after I called back...that is we could actually remember. According to my phone is was 27 minutes of pure win.

i don't even remember that. well, i remeber at one point i was on the bed and there were plates on it.

If either of you can recall random bits, I probably will be able to remember it. Until then... no such luck.

i jumped up and down.

YES!
I took lots of myspace-esque pictures.

there's one where my stomach came out and yelled OH HAI THERE