haha an acrobots

sounds like a toy i would of wanted when i was 8

ACROBOTS

do you seriously want to? i would love to be able to say that yes, i've been a clown.

i'm toally serious.

sean hooking both legs behind his head and telling me to feed him bacon two summers ago is why i have faith in mankind. sean exists.

it sounds like a band that would open for devo.

i've had this weird urge to join a circus

not just because my life is a bit of a circus, but even if just for a few weeks, i'd love to do the trapeze. i'm bendy enough.

Dude... if we could, I totally would. I'll seriously do it.

PS Sean is seriously my hero

i don't think cirque du soleil will take us, but we should start an act. work birthday parties, shoot sean out of a cannon.

We need to have something signature. Like... a jumping pyramid, despite how dangerous that could be.

there's this cirque du soleil show, or there was, where these chinese girls would jump off a platform, onto a trampoline, and ONTO another chinese girl's shoulders. i'm thinking something like an endless leapfrog involving trampolines and pies.

but that's my thought process.

Pies.. om nom. Our makeup should be really random involving bright colors and patterns. Maybe some fake facial piercings as well.

i want a fake bull ring. what are thos ecalled?

i'm getting my glittery leggings involved in the costume, as well as my green plaid jacket.

this is going to be rad.

Uhhhh, fuck. I forgot.

I have a yellow and brown plaid jacket I can use. Plus some really obnoxious blue eye shadow.

Maybe we should do this for halloween!

most definitely.

i'm about to give up on sleeping. all i've been doing tonight is googling circuses and xiu xiu and i am not ready to let go of the internet.

In Soviet Ukrainia, vodka drinks you!

Put the date of November 16 in yer diaries - the start of the Velvet Revolution in (then) Czechoslovakia in 1989. The go-to drink for that day is Becherovka:

they should make a fortune every year that day :)

I have to correct you .. it was November the 17th.
Becherovka is a good choice, however if you want something more slovakian, go for Slivovica, the plum brandy:

Slivovice is my go-to drink in the Czech Rep. Deadly, but sooo nice.

I really want some of this:


But it's only sold on the west coast :(

I'm in a terrible mood...
Could this morning get any worse?!?

Well, you could look in the mirror and realise that you're ME!!! :D ;)

So, I want to go on record as saying that last night totally, 100% makes up for the failure that was Friday night.

What's wrong with being you???