Sleep.

What is your favourite toast topping?

butter

how many hours did you sleep last night

7

What sounds does your fart make?

i am a lady, therefore i have never farted in my life

how many times have you been stung by a bee

Never.

How many daddylonglegs are in your house right now?

none

What kind of dreams do you have?

ONes about work and stuff. Nothing desperately exciting.

What type of TV show would you like to host?

American Bandstand

Beer or Wine?

Beer. Or wine. I like both. Um...beer. Maybe.

Beer: in a glass, or straight out of the bottle/can?

Definitely glass.

Do you use deodarant?

yes, gel

1 0r 2

Two.

Shaving: foam or gel?

Don't need them, but if I ever do it'll be glasses I think.

What's your favourite animal at the zoo?

Monkey. (cause this used to be my nickname at university)

This drives me to the following question:

Are you legs hairy?

Yes.

Who's got the best avatar on this board, or one of the best?

hhmmmm me? perhaps not. i really dont know to be honest. shit answer!

why do white people get dredlocks?

I don't know, why DO white people get dreadlocks. We may never know.

What's your favourite footwear?

Socks.

What's the first word on page 63 in the book closest to where you're sitting right now?

witnesses.

What did you eat today?

Sandwiches, but I'm having a chinese takeaway this evening.

Would you prefer to live in a nice house in a bad area or a bad house in a nice area?

nice house in a bad area.

what would happen if all the telephones in all the world rang at the same time?

What do you THINK would happen?

Can you still buy Bazooka bubblegum in individual pacakges, and do they still come with a comic strip?

?!?!?!?!

Who is the last person you spoke to?

The guy at the drugstore

What was the last thing you said.

Bye

what's the last drug you did?

I took a Vitamin A pill...Does that count?

Books or Movies?

Of course!

Movies. Fuck books.

Do you like Elliott Smith?

NO!!!!!!!!!!

when was the last time you peed yourself?

When I was in diapers.

When was the last time you took any kind of psychoactive drug?

never

Pool or Beach?

pool.

blonde or brunette?

brunette

Bald or hair?

Hair. Preferably short and black.

Savage Clone or Porky? In a completely sexual way.

Porky

Cantankerous or Kegmama?

cantankerous

now, i'm going to ask again. blonde or brunette?

Blonde okay

Ladies or Sluts?

sluts.

have you ever dyed your hair?

Probably 100+ times.

Cloves or other shitty cigarettes?

Never had cigarretes.

What color do you dye your hair?