Nah, I don't think my wife'd appreciate that.

b-b-but...

listen to THAT bitch!

gmku- - i just realised you have a gun and a penis in yr avatar and on yr location place. freud wtf?!

ONLY if Kegmama promises, and I mean PROMISES, to marry me after my wife divorces me.

Freud's history. Don't overthink this shit.

my ass hurts.

i shit chili and it burns.

i shit chili.. haha ha.. great 3 words put together.. sorry mate, that made me laugh...not your searing asspain just the words...

oh shit unrelated....right hold on...



oh shit..i mean....

Please, m'um, may I have some more?

Old screen shot, my dog is awesome.

that is the weirdest image

she is wearing a cast, frolicking in the sun, and carrying some sort of guitar? and wearing a corset?

confusion is win

It took me 3 classes to figure it out, but my Classical Greek History professor is missing a hand...

i've always wanted to have some sort of a classical professor.

I'm a History major, but right now I'm trying to decide what branch, so I'm taking Classical stuff right now, but Classics majors are fucking weird.

i've always been more into modern ('recent', read 20th century) history more than the ancient stuff.

history majors are fucking weird as is

u8ssually they live alone, hoards of books on esoteric segmebnts of various nation's military and political history, pasty skin, bug eyed fools seeking truth in the past, or coffee addled wired freaks who never sleep and cannot cope with the modern creation of history instead seeking refuge in the safe comfortable past

You're right about the majority of them, but I like to think that I'm different. It's what gets me through the classes with the other kind. Although I am usually caffeine addled, I don't go around discussing the repercussions of the Franco-Prussian War on the current state of things on a daily basis.

My ex is a history teacher, you are right he is neurotic. I, however; find that adorable.