The board ain't right!

THIS BOARD AIN'T RIGHT I'LL TELL YA HHH-WHAT

You've gotta admit, I do a pretty damn good Hank Hill impression.

I will admit that. Most willingly.

Damnit, I'm hungry and tired. But I don't wanna sleep. And I'm afraid if I go to the kitchen there'll be nothing in there, so I'll rage.


holy fragment sentences, batman!

Yeah, I need to sleep because I have to get up at like 8am to go do about 25 minutes of html coding and then sit around until my next class.

but I can't sleep. and I have no food either...just a microwavable brownie for tomorrow and half a tub of vanilla icing.

Icing is my weakness.

+1. As I child I'd sit and watch Ernest Scared Stupid and eat icing for entire summers.

Oh, and if I have to see/kill one more roach in the room or bathroom, I'm going to have an out-of-body and probably stroke out. Enough is enough. Roaches are fucking filthy.

I tripped on my cat on the way to/from the kitchen.

And by to/from I mean twice.

haha. Cat's are tricky like that.

Superfluous apostrophe ftw

Righty-o, time to sleep.

First week in February and still no freelance work for the new year! Dismal. In the 18 months I've been in business, this is the first I've had absolutely zero work coming in. Thank god for my new half-time university employment!

jones has a habit of standing right in my way all the damn time. he'll get up in my blind spot and BAM, i fall on the floor.

um.. that is food? yum.

Eh, it is more like a recipe for sugar coma

i've worn the same two pairs of jeans this week. should i introduce a third tomorrow or just go with what's comfy?

two's a crowd and three's a porn movie

Comfy. I'm on my 4th or 5th pair this week which is really odd.

Sara shoes will be in on Tuesday.
Meanwhile I'm running on four hours of sleep and I'm incredibly fucking happy the local theatre is showing Revolutionary Road.

I'm not getting any work. I think my business is folding.

Would anyone know if there are benefits to declaring business bankruptcy? My business debt is small, not much more than a small amount on a "business" credit card.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes," with a footnote to the effect that the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in taking over the post of robotics correspondent.
Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopaedia Galactica that had the good fortune to fall through a time warp from a thousand years in the future defined the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."

Do you have to be on pot to appreciate that? What's the matter with the youth of today.

I guess it's a matter of humor. I live drug-free lifestyle and find the whole series hilarious.

I'm just joshing ya. I've never read the book, actually.

And for the record, mine's relatively drug-free as well, aside from the occasional Tylenol.

I've still yet to figure out why I still playing Sonic the Hedgehog when I suck so much at it. I've never gotten past the 4th stage.

Because it is there, young man. Because it is there.

You are probably right.

that's why I play with my palo

Fuck staying in on Fridays.

^^yeah. fuck bronchitis!

I just bought a pair of used ski for 30 Euro. A great deal.

This is carefully drawn on the covers of all of my college notebooks. Represent.

I think I might put on my sunglasses's.

http://www.myspace.com/COCACOLONOSCOPY

I just uploaded my own original song. It took like three hours to make.

I hated trip-hop until I listened to Teardrop by Massive Attack when high once. Now it's great :D