wtf? I come here to forget about all of this

just no!

bad photoshopping but who cares

I wonder if I ever used this as an avatar? I'm going to now haha.

^^^ nice butthole.


oh. thank. gawd.

extra sharp cheddar cheese is better than sex

depends on what you do with it

there's a punchline for a joke that goes "too much cheese clog indian butthole", but I can't remember the joke.

this is a post about how I remembered that I've forgotten a joke.

but it makes sense. at least in my head

put it in your mouth and chew it up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating

boring

there's a mosquito in my room that will not fucking die already.

i'm nearly out of blood.