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Nope, just a coincidence, haha!

But DAMN was that a treat. Very stylishly directed, and the ***spoiler*** human meat looked eerily authentic *** end spoiler***. There's nothing quite like the feeling of discovering a gruesome gem like this.

This, on the other hand, was simply dreadful. The kills were painfully unsatisfying. Not even the most exquisite bud in the world could make this cinematic dreck bearable.

Yeah my friends always want to rent that... I say fuck no.

The deaths couldn't have been more disappointing. Upon renting this piece of shit, I expected the bong to physically kill people (suffocation with smoke, hots to the throat, drowning in bong water, etc.), which could've turned out amazingly well. Instead, after the bong is smoked, it's voodoo curse sucks out your soul, and places it inside the bong. Inside the bong is a strip club, which the killer bong (inside of the killer bong???) orders strippers to give lapdances, and makeout with it's victims, and eventually be killed off by the stripper's bras. For example: In one scene, a bra has a skull on each cup, that bite into a surfer stoner's neck; another bra has shark heads on each cup...biting off a stoner's hands.

It's even worse than it sounds, has one of the worst soundtracks I've ever heard, and even features that annoying Jack in the Box from Dollman vs. Demonic Toys, and other characters from lameass Full Moon releases (they can't all be Ginger Snaps). Charles Band can eat shit, for all I care.

Public Enemies.

Thought it was real cool.

7.5/10

And tonight, IFC's lineup pending, I'll probably be watching Haxan.

I got the criterion one with both versions. Should I watch the original, or the shortened one with William S. Burroughs?

Nani mo kamo iya ni natta. Nankai mo jisatsu wo hakatta ga shi ni kirenai. Tsukamaete shikei ni shite hoshikatta.

the collector - -10/10

fuckfufkfuckfuck why did i waste six fifty on that? i could have bought like two fucking yuppie ass frozen chocolate coffee type beverages with that shit!