^^^ how about you eat a bag of dicks? no, really, go on and have a bite (or two). you'll like them. they are salty.

I think zombie robot is trying to seduce me. she says ALL the right things!

I love the raveonettes with every bone in my body.

and by bone, I mean, I'm at full-staff.

ps:
that boat started sailing long ago. I'd love to get off, but it'll have to be run aground first.

speaking of bones, I just had my arm compared to a horse's penis.

I'm still trying to figure out if this is awesome or not.

do dicks taste like salty pumpkin seeds? cause if they do, i'll.


horse dicks, uh? you have two horse dicks coming out your shoulders?
that's pretty disgusting, but i admire your typing skills.

apparently, from my shoulder to my elbow is the approximate size of a horse's dick.

a coworker (one of my favorites) was talking about some horse-porn she watched back-in-the-day and used my arm for instructional purposes.

I do that to people. I make them talk about their horse-porn experiences.

You are gifted.

love those.
^^^^
non dicks-related affirmation.

^nice qualifier!

Quote:

Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator) hi zombie robot.

ummm, thanks for the input. why do you say bye half way thru a thought on an internet forum? anyway. not to try and turn you on or anything, but just as some other useless information other bands that i am interested include: captain beefheart, gastr del sol, the fall, velvet underground, butthole surfers, early melvins, sebadoh, prefuse 73, jandek, sunn o))), boris, television, mbv, teenage jesus, mars, joni mitchell, patti smith, the stooges. ETC. fucker.


who is the other zombie robot character you speak of? if its that floslowbot guy i have already decided to make babies with his lady and after he short circuits from watching us have an undead fuckfest we will eat his brains.

you should def get into fisting.

^^^ do you think I could get her to strap a horn to her head?


yay! mantiss-style!

although I can't say the lady would actually like another baby, I'm down for whatever.

I'd happily donate my brain to sexual science!

...if i must.

I had a sneaking suspicion last week. psuedo-seance was required for final confirmation, however.

don't stay away so damned long next time. yr one of the few people here I would go so far as to consider a friend.

what the fuck happened with Decatur Ice? I wanted to read it.

also, if you want to delete yr cover-blowing post above, I'll understand.

mike scaccia's ex-girlfriend, huh?


decatur ice... the woman in the photos is my ex. i thought it would be cathartic to fictionalize her, but it kinda just made me not want to ever work on it. not much of a writer anyway...

demon-possessed if anybody ever was. coked-out smack-junkie. liked to hang out 3rd floor windows screaming shit about dinosaurs.

her devil-talk and the people she knew made her creepy but the dirty feet and goose-egg tracks made her traumatizing.

to this day, I rant to my friend for ever fucking bringing her over.

but enough about yr ex...

...reminds me of one time i was trying to have a nice pleasant mushroom trip when this cokehead fool started trying to get me to take pictures of him posing with his .38... normally i would have been really into it, try to get some larry clark type stuff






but as soon as his sidekick started raving about how if anyone mess with them he's gonna "kill them right in their face," set and setting were shot to shit.

the whole thing devolved into me and gun-boy arguing over who was "crazy;" me simply informing him of a pre-existing medical condition, he boasting about what a badass he is

me: i'm crazy.
him: naw, man i'm crazy.
me: no. i mean i'm actually crazy.
him: shit, i'm fuckin crazy dawg.
me: yeah, but that's-
him: yo, i'm fuckin craaaazzzzy.
me: ..............i'm-
him: craay-zeeeee
me: .....
him: insane in the membrane.
sidekick: insane in the brain.
me: ............ what time is it? man, i've got to get some sleep. nice hanging out. later, guys.

"I ain't buyin' it. they weren't fresh". he turned and looked at me and asked if I was buying them instead.

I'm Not There
 

welcome, gail.

pleased to meat you.

ps: how do you type in russian like that?

THERE IS AN ICON THAT CHANGES THE FONT IF YOU "GO ADVANCED" WITH YOUR REPLY

no need to shout gail! welcome to the forum ;)

i really like caps lock

i can tell

Well the Internet doesn't :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netiquette

I was wondering why every one else is using such tiny letters.:o

how come when i talk in all caps in other threads, the board changes case for me? whaaaaaat?

^^^ I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YR TALKING ABOUT.

THE BOARD CHANGES CASE FOR YOU, YOU SAY?

MAYBE YR JUST DOIN' IT WRONG.

Hey,

Back after a long stint away from the BB's...... been busy playing the game of life. I used to post under*goo-ey* on the original SY B.B. years ago.

Male / 31 / Hailing from Southern Louisiana / likes to separate items with a "/" symbol...... and semi conclude sentences with ...... those .......

Hello, welcome back.
I think I still kind of remember you.

hey all, im new here. been into sy since i got dirty in a cd club (man those things ruled) about 6 years ago. m/23/ca, just moved out from ny. just bought tickets for the oakland show, which is gonna be my first time seeing them and im hella psyched.

Hi all

Sean here. 45yo fella from the UK but living in Ireland. here's my ridiculous story, Back in the 80s I was a huge fan of Sister. I worked for a firm back then that plugged and promoted new indie releases and that album was one of them. Now for some ungodly reason I never bought another SY album. What the hell I was thinking I don't know. Fast forward to now and after reading positive reviews of The Eternal I got myself a copy and, well fuck my old boots, this band have totally enthralled me again. I've spent the last 10 years bemoaning the death of rock and roll not knowing that it was alive and well and being taken care of by these guys. I now have the joy of a huge backlog of SY records to get aquainted with and am busy boring the crap out of anyone who'll listen with my new found SY obsession.

Really happy to be here :)

Welcome everyone! Enjoy your stay for as long as you can...

Indeed, _slavo_ is ringing a bell...... maybe we exchanged some live recordings or something like that??? It must have been about 4 or more years ago....

welcome to the boards, errbody!

grats man. Have fun listening to SY!!!!

No sorry.

I'm looking for Moe Bush.

if anyone knows him, please let me know.

he may have tourettes.

Spanaway. 'sup.

Name: Ryan
Age: not 18.
Jams: David Bowie, SY, Joy Division, Unwound, Elliott Smith, A Tribe Called Quest, Smashing Pumpkins, MF DOOM, Velvet Underground, MBV
Pictures: Buffalo 66, Breathless, A Woman Under the influence, Gummo, Magnolia, Boogie Nights.
Random Fact: My mom met Dolly Parton.
Picture: maybe later

Welcome, nice username, cool music.

My name is Dave, My age is 29, this is my first post. The new Dinosaur Jr. album is the best thing since breast milk!

I'm formly EMMAh.