I just got home, it has been raining non stop all day.... now I am about to go to the art and craft store. I'll spend the afternoon making some christmas time gifts.

I should be studying, but I'm watching Fear and Loathing and posting here...maybe going to eat at Waffle House soon once my drinks wear off.

Please hand over your balls at the nearest deposit center or hospital, where at least perhaps a man that lost his balls in an accident but who would still like to make use of them could get a second chance. Also understand that you are a huge Janeane Garafolo fan and always have been but are just now realizing it. Also, you're only allowed to pay for things using Susan B. Anthony coins henceforth. Also if you go to college you're instantly a Women's Studies major. Also, you just got your period. Right now. The second I submit this comment. Here you go: http://www.amazon.com/Always-Regular.../dp/B001G7QSGQ

Waffle House and the likes are best enjoyed as one is still drunk, but coming down from it. I actually envy you right now. I'd kill for some drunken Waffle House.

it's a date

I went to college at the birthplace of Riot Grrl actually, and all I got was this t-shirt that says "No Stage Diving".

You know it. We don't have any Waffle Houses in New York, but there are a handful of diners in Brooklyn and Queens that create an identical experience. Pick the borough, I'll pick the place. We can flip a coin on what the drink of the night will be.

Given the extenuating circumstances, I'll allow you to have visiting rights with your balls on the weekends. If the court sees that they are being treated properly they may even be reinstated.

Getting annoyed at how boring the internet can be.

Not in general, of course; my own avenues.

Also having a beer.

honestly, if I could find somebody else to take custody, I would.

Consider them wards of the state. With an attitude like that, I'll make sure you can never hurt them again.

i call heads.

that means you get tails.




see, i can make a sexual pun out of anything.

Damn baby girl, I am fine with those terms.

Satan wants to peg amerikangod.

Pretty predictable considering the reciprocity in giving head.

Both ends are fair, and equal, game.

USAyahweh getting London Bridged is a curious image.

USAyahweh... I like that.

Hey, I'm all about fairness. I'd let a lady peg me as long as I got to fuck her in the ass as well.

heheheheheeeeee

once again you're blowing your own stereotype. a true misogynist would never accept or even entertain such a trade.

misogynist? amerikangod loves ladies!

Sometimes you gotta not hate women in order to love a woman in the butt, bro.

^ seriously

Now you're lookin' all 60's/70's open-minded and shit.

<3 <3 <3

Please don't use the 'O' word.

my legs are wide open

Once again, you're the exception to the rule. Please write 'amerikangod' on your inner thighs and post. I will be masturbating.

Tried to rep you, but couldn't. However I am masturbating successfully. Bless your heart baby girl. BLESS IT.

Dang, should have also had you draw an arrow from my name pointing to your vag.

If only paedos had amerikangod's charm.

Ha ha, I lovingly accept the updated version and consider it officially notarized.

yeah pbrads.. too bad i'm legal.


oh and amerikangod and me are in love.

I've seriously considered being a pedophile (as opposed to just jokingly playing with the idea) simply because I could be a legend.


It's true, we're completely in love.

I'm surprised you didn't notice true love right off the bat, p-B-Rad. It's pretty radiant.

That might explain why I was so suddenly sicked.

I'm gonna go with fear. Fear that I might be taken by another and that you'd never get to feel my warm breath on the back of your neck again. One hand on the small of your back, the other reaching deep into those Taz boxers I got for you last Christmas. You were afraid that the imprint I left in your bed that you found upon waking this morning, still warm and aromatic, might be the last one you'd ever find.

And leaving that thought, I'm going to go jerk off to the straightest porn I know and fall asleep. Tah tah.

I was about to leave and continue jerking off too! Man, we'll be beating off together bro!

Ha ha.

Satan, baby, you know where your man at. <3

BLURG

he's gonna masturbate his pustulent dick until it falls off

jeezus

his wheelchair seat is gonna get so sticky his male nurse will have a hard time moving him to the pisser

btw satana yr thighs need some exercise. just saying. you can't live forever on sugar and marijuana. you need to move a little.

anyway, gearing up to edit some video

Don't bother. Trying to find dates is very problematic. You could try hanging out in schoolyards and such, but even there it's actually very hard to go up to an 11-year-old and start hitting on her. Even the lucky girls whose families give them cellphones are quite reluctant to give out their numbers to grown men, especially those who hang out in schoolyards.