I'll try that now.

^^ lawlz wtf

I was looking for a funny pic to depict the fact that I have to pee...
I got this... How's that for totally irrelevant?!

I'm being stalked by a clingy bitch. Halp.

we invited some boys up to our condo tonight and one of them got so drunk he fucking pissed his pants. we got it all on tape too.

poor kid is going to be sooo embarressed when he wakes up tomorrow.

you should have pissed on his face.

and when he wakes up tell him that he pissed all over his self. and tell him he was curled up in a ball and somehow managed to piss on his own face because of the awkward position he was in.

Even better, make a quick run and buy a box of Depends and give them to him.

Tell her you know she's following you. Trust me, she'll stop.

Are Stump worth checking out?

a married woman is trying to fuck me.

I was informed that my rendition of Tina Turner's intro to Proud Mary is "scary".

I take this to mean "spot on".

Me and Mrs....Mrs. JOOOONNEEESSSS

Today in Sex Ed (Religion Class). My religion teacher accidentally said cum.

I swear there is a lyric "cum into your open sore" in one of the songs I've been listening to but I can't remember which one.

I'm on Easter break sucka.

GODDAMMIT!!! I have an ear canal infection and I see Morrissey live tomorrow night! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

It's for the best.

















:)

Ha. We are now too, today was our last day.

Just cuz I have an ear infection doesn't mean I'm not going or that I won't be able to hear it.

Also, did anyone know that marijuana is a natural ear ache cure?

Oklahoma BURNING
entire blocks of homes are being incinerated to the ground. the fire-line is 10 miles long.

between tornadoes, ice storms, an earthquake and now this, I'm starting to worry that Capt. Planet may be returning.

Yeah. Texas is burning too. Everywhere south of here is being evacuated. The wind today has caused so much power outages, luckily only causing some half-second blips in our electricity.

I've heard about it being good for eyes, so ears would be a thing it would help too. And have a great time at your concert, hope the ear doesn't make it a shitty experience for you.

Thanks :)

"Chicks"

I'm so fucking tired of Winterfresh gum...but I still have like a dozen packs left.

this is like a caravaggio.

The only MTV show worth watching.

no wonder you use bananas; those hotdog buns are freezer-burned.

also, next time, please put on some pants before opening the fridge door.

thanks.

ps: who the hell are you?

Someone found the post delete option early.

was it something I said? :o

I think I'm going to vomit:
(Warning contains /b/ posts and graphic images)
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Skullrape.jpg

if i had a record player, i would have highly considered purchasing a vinyl copy of Smashing Pumpkins' Gish

I think the time has come for a new avatar, though faceless chase is still adorable.

Might I suggested Cyclops cat? Or have you had that one before?

oh shit!


but I need to move on from fugly cats

(This is not a shoop)

Pokémon: The Innocent Tale of a Would-Be Master Or a Tragic Psychological Odyssey of a Boy in a Coma?

http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2...mon-explained/

Grilled pineapples are crazy delicious. More people should consider grillin' fruit.