hmmmmm i hope this is not related to amphetamine use

when the fuck are you going to eat right and exercise?

i'd whack you on the side of the head if i was within reach i swear.

youth doesn't last forever and neither does good health.

you should get health insurance you know? and a fucking witch doctor just to be sure.

it's not related to fucking anything, i'm SICK. i'm not a drug addict, tool.

you live a horribly unhealthy lifestyle, shitbrains.

oh you piss me off ha ha ha ha.

i haven't even been being that unhealthy. last time i had this i WENT to the fuckin doctor and they couldn't figure out what it was. can i drink my orange juice without being harassed please?

i didn't make you proclaim that you're ill on the internet, did i?

free speech, bitch!

no, but you decided to harass me about it. BECAUSE YOU'RE PERFECT.

Shut the fug up, yous twos!

I got a tall book shelf (five shelves). I'm happy about that.

not really. but i do know better. better than you at least-- ha!

shush, you pusswad. we're having a friendly exchange here.

A mystery illness eh?

I fucking hate those, for the longest time my kidney stones were a mystery. At first we thought ulcer ahaha.

Note to others: Don't get tested for ulcers unless you're pretty damn sure. They make you chug thick nasty shit, and if you don't do it fast enough they yell, "Faster! Faster!." I was about to throw up all over the fucker.

Anyways yeah, I hope you get well soon Lilly ;)

I just saw Obama's acceptance speech.
I am so damn excited.

you rang?

I've got 11 herbs and spices, a shrunken head and a gallon of motor oil if you will be needing my services.

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ha ha ha. both cankers and i naturally foam at the mouth, but it's not rabies!

They ask me why I'm hateful, why I'm bad.
They tell me I got things they never had.
They tell me go to church and see the light.
Cos the good lord's always right.

So what, so what.
So what if Jesus died on the cross.
So what about the fucker, I don't give a toss.
So what if the master walked on the water.
I don't see him trying to stop the slaughter.
They say I wouldn't have to live from bins.
If I would go along, confess my sins.
They say I shouldn't commit no crime.
Cos Jesus Christ is watching all the time.

So what, so what.
So what if he's always over my shoulder.
I realise the truth as I get older.
I get to see what a con it is.
Because it's my life, mine not his.
Well, they say they're going to send me away.
Said they're going to make me pay.
We're sorry but you got to go.
But you were naughty, you said "No".

So what, so what.
So what if I see through the lies.
So what if the people I despise
Twist my arm and make me work,
I'm no deaf, no fucking jerk.
I'm no spastic lying in the street.
I'm no superstar elite.
I'm just a person, a human being.
NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE A PART OF THE MACHINE.
You're a part our machine because we want you to be.
We've got you now and you'll never be free.
We can even have your body after you're dead.
We can take the eyes out of your fucking head.
Yes we'll take them out, use them again.
We can do it you know cos we've got your brain.
We'll crucify you like we crucified him.
We'll make you obey our every whim.
We got the power, the power and the glory.
I've heard that before in a different story.
But the story I heard covered up the truth,
Didn't touch on the actual factual proof.
Didn't say about the bodies in the concentration camps,
Didn't say about the (surgeons) knives underneath the lamps,
Doesn't say that the ovens are still warm,
Doesn't say that this wretched little form
Is a human being who wants to live
But not in the snot and shit they give.

They say that I had better keep quiet
Or they're gonna douse my light.
Jesus Christ can save my life,
But I can always use my knife.
So what, so what, so what, so what, so what, so what, so what, SO WHAT.

Alex that was funny.

Check out my easier vocab words!

Incarcerate
Vacuous
Akimbo (the first one I didn't know)
Jubilant
Presumptuous
Pecuniary
Licentious (the second)
Muse
Subversive
Lassitude

I don't want to do anything else right now, but I've been on the computer for too long.

I can't wait to see how crippled I am when I'm old. Years of computer related abuse on my poor little body.

Tsk tsk at me and the rest of you fools who have the same habits.

i trust you've seen this before?

Yes you can. And you will.