I'm fixated by asses. My girlfriend is too. If you see a nice, big, shapely ass, there's no problem with staring. It's human nature. I'm still faithful and have been with my old lady for 6 years as of this coming Thursday. Getting laid is the least of my worries. I'd rather just jerk off than cheat. Still, nothing wrong with a nice ass.

dat ass

I wasn't entirely serious. Just... hormonal.

On an unrelated note: Tom Gabel has been shouting WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA WHOAOHOHOOHOHOHOAAAAAAA OHAOHAOAHAOAHOAHA OAHAOHWOHAOWHOAHAOAHHAAAAAAA from Sink Florida Sink continuously in my head for the past two days.

B iased
I nformation
B ased on
L ack of
E vidence

dat skull

this is not irrelevant, it's perfectly true.

But... where's the pickle?

lol

I never thought that Depeche Mode would ever do a Shoegaze-ish track. The new album proofed me wrong!

chicks shouldn't be hormonal, its unbecoming.

Death Cab show is go. Things are looking up. But not my hair. Fuck.

im seeing death cab!

Just fixed my hair with crayola scissors. I hate hairdressers. Actually, I hate people.

QFT

^^ hahaha...PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!

I'm tired, but not sleepy. Does that make sense?

dat ass

what is the name for those little bits of skin next to your finger nail that come away from skin and hurt when you touch them? there must be a scientific name for them.

Hangnails.

Fuck yeah! I'm really bad to rip those things off accidentally and then they get infected and hurt like a motherbitch. I count 4 hangnails right now.