paper cuts and oranges are not a good mix.

The movie was great. The show can be just as good (on a different scale, of course) but some episodes are piss-poor.

The early sponge-bob is super funny.

 

This is MUCH better than Spongebob.

Sponge-Bob is a G-rated ripoff of Rocko's Modern Life. Fo realz.

A lot of the grotesque facial expressions of S-bob really seem to be influenced by early Ren & Stimpy.

I've noticed that too. It's the sole reason I even watch it.

My wife called from Portland in a kind of panic over the swine flu. She told me I need to buy my groceries and other supplies before the weekend because people will be panicking. Is this true? I don't notice that level of hysteria here where I am at all.

uh....groceries? Why? I don't understand..

She was thinking people are going to make a run on the stores, like they do when a storm is imminent, you know, to stock up. I don't get it myself. The weird thing is, she usually doesn't panic. Usually I do.

Hmm....well I know they say if someone has it in your business you should shut down. And they shut down stores and stuff in Mexico, but I don't think we're there yet.

I'm more afraid of the hysteria, hype, and panic myselfn than of the actual threat of the disease. People get irrational over this shit.

Smear Shrimp In Your Ears

There was a lame-ass flash "rave" in the library about an hour ago. Several hundred people jumping and doing football (American) chants, then the same 30 second techno clip played 3 times in a row. The whole thing lasted about 10 minutes but the library continued to smell of feet and conformity.

Fucking sick.

Justice Scalia = pwned

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some episodes are really awesome. some less so. I like it because it is a good mix of slapstick and less obvious gags/random references. good to watch when yr brain-numb.

I had a dream last night that I was gay.

That's my dream every night.

I had to dump my lover because I didn't want to have sex and that made him a little upset.

I've been ill for the last four weeks, generally run down, and I look like hell because of it.. And when I was getting a check up at the dentist yesterday she told me I needed to go get some antibiotics because my throat looked really red and swollen. It sucks.

Definitely if you're sick longer than a week you should a doctor!

He was also getting on my nerves because he wanted to redecorate everything.

It was a very weird dream. Lesson: Cut back on the Golden Monkey before bedtime. Really good beer, though, probably my new favorite. Highly recommend you all check it out.

I've been interstate.. going next week, can't afford to go on the weekend. heh. :(

I just want to go the hell back to bed.

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Songs about Faxing, a complete cover of big blacks album using equipment found only in an office

was it a wet one?

No.

My shoes smell like wet dog.

SICK hose that shit down with febreeze.

No febreeze in da house. Sad to say, wet dog is possibly an improvement

Depressing.

This caused the swine flu

gross but cute.

In 1st grade, my class went on a trip to the petting zoo. Everyone laughed at me when a cow bit off a rather large chunk of my shirt.

The heavy petting zoo?

No way, NOFX annoys me.

Nice album cover though.

Imma be at this event both days in June.


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i went to the doctor, waited an hour and a half to see someone, and then was told to do exactly what i'd been doing since getting sick.

such a waste of tiiiiime.