FAIL

Couldn't agree more. All text based shirts tend to suck hard. Band shirts, not included.

Assuming those are shirts, I've seen a few of them anyway...

I have a full pack of tobacco but no Rizlas. Do I:

A. Go to the garage now and buy some.
B. Wait for about an hour and a half and go to the newsagent for them and pick up a cheese and ham toastie from the cafe opposite.
C. Go to sleep, although that's frankly absurd because I have to go out in about three hours anyway.
D. Turn my bedroom upside down looking for loose rizlas under my bed and places like that.
E. Use a receipt or a bus ticket or something like that as a substitute rizla until I get some later.

my cat doesn't wanna get off my bed
maybe I'll just let him lay there as I sleep as long as he doesn't lay on my foot

I want to do terrible things to some of the members of the U.S. women's gymnastics team.

canyons- i mean it, i want to give you the biggest hug.

nick- alicia sacramone is so adorable. i love her to bits.

Jade, no way. Although Nastia Lukin is pretty in my opinion and if I ever wanted to do something terrible, it would be with Shawn Johnson just because she's a little gnome that I'd love to put up on my shelf and have smile at me when I'm upset. She's not very attractive otherwise...possibly a robot actually.

Going through my photobucket is fun. This was a project I did two years ago. I had to map out A Midsummer Night's Dream. This shit is confusing as fuck now:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...g?t=1220071955

her name is NASTIA.

and it's appropriate because she is NASTY.







really, she is hideous.

gymnasts scare me. they are deformed

aw, really? i think i like her because she looks like she's actually hit puberty.

nastia's fierce. the whole thing with the tied bar score killed me. she's so graceful all the time competing, and that little 12 year old threw herself around the bars like a bag of bricks.

there are pics online of shawn in a bikini and she's so.. weird looking. it's the abs.

The first two pictures aren't so bad. The second two...

she's a hideous commie beast.

You're not being fair. She no longer has braces and can bend in directions Gumby could have only dreamed possible. Then again, her dad looks like he fucks her (in that picture especially). Beats these little brats:



12, or maybe 9, years old is a bit too young for my tastes.

she's still fucking gross.

damn, nastia's grown up. she looks so.. russian with the pre-braces teeth.

fierce!

I had a tendency to watch the olympics drunk while at friends' houses so what can I say, alcohol impairs good judgement. That Australian swimmer is cute too. Stephanie Rice I think?

so many swimmers have incredible bodies but unfortunate faces. stephanie is cute, though... i think that's her name.

Okay, I love her now.