I'm going to this event in October.

http://www.spookyempire.com/

What's worse is when you go to see the doctor and the doctor tells you see a doctor. Referring you to a specialist in other words. Like, why couldn't I have started there in the first place? Such a racket.

That looks like an outstandingly great time. Jizz-worthy, even.

Yeah, my bf is buying my tickets and whatnot for my birthday present. We're going with his aunt and uncle, who have gone before. We also plan to make a trip to Universal while we are in Orlando, which also has a huge Halloween celebration the entire month of October.

We're super stoked. :)

I HATE THAT. and then the doctor you were told to see tells you to see another doctor.

also, quite irrelevant double post: meg white is marrying jackson smith (son of patti and fred 'sonic')

most awesome mother in law ever.

meg white still cannot end her shame at her sex tape being leaked huh? what a bummer. what a great big creamy bum
what creamy tits
what a lay....
I should never have leaked that tape....

Last.fm doesn't scrobble songs with japanese symbols in the name. Now how am I going to look weeaboo?

My wife tonight:

or

Today I thought of creating a comic strip called "Bombasto: The atomic Harvestman".

I'm still not quite sure if it should be about a failed obese Superhero, a failed obese Wrestler or an actual giant Insect.

why not all 3?

I agree, all three. :)

My completely irrelevant thought (as if everything I post isn't):

I want to be American Maid for Halloween. You know, from the Tick.

It's a shame they had to change her name for the live-action series.

ROOF PIG! Most unexpected!

i'm home sick with the flu.



























no. not swine flu.

stomach flu.... REAL flu.

actually....REAL flu is always respiratory.

I hope this helps.

:)

and there is no cure for ANY viral infections, just painkillers and symptom reducers.

So really, all we can do is make you comfortable.
Hope you've enjoyed your short, short life.

sweet, some hungarian magazine translated one short story of mine, probably i can't understand a word of it.

well that's fucking cool man!

all of you are so sweet =)

don't you DARE lump me in with Clone! I'm not sweet at all, dammit.

Awww.

there's 17 'probable' cases of swine flu in mn.


did you hear that??

'probable'. and the news actually put probable in quotations.

I SMELL BULLSHIT WITH A NICE SIDE OF FEAR TACTICS.

You are one more case.

Anyways, this is nothing more than a flu virus just exaggerated.

I'm quite sure that it's been more prevalent than the numbers show.

each "report" is that of someone who actually went to the ER, had someone see them with 0.5 brain and then had that special someone mail off the samples to the CDC (along with a backlog of scores and scores of other "real" flu strains).

ultimately, I believe that the disproportionate amount in mortality and morbidity between mexico and EVERYWHERE else points toward a need for better healthcare in mexico.

had this been a truly virulent pandemic, you would have seen exponential growth daily, with death rates in-line with what had been seen previously.

thankfully, that never happened; however, it doesn't mean it can't or isn't likely.

lilly allen has announced a secret gig on the internet.

I'll say this and I'll say it again, no matter how shitty Lily Allen's music may get, I'd still bang her.

Imagine how many dicks you could shove into that.

fixed

why imagine - this sounds like a great charity idea

i just came.:o

i just came, saw there was no room left in lily allen's mouth for my gargantuan dick, and left all disappointed-like.

How about getting your nose out of the Bible (which is ONLY a book of stories compiled by MANY different writers hundreds of years ago) and read the Declaration of Independence (what our nation is built on) where it says "All Men are Created Equal" - and try treating them that way for a change!? Or better yet, try thinking for yourself and stop using an archaic book of stories as your crutch for your existence.

the church of satan is holding rehearsals again, I see.

will you be getting yr black hood tonite?

Serge-"I can't watch the History Channel"
Lenny-"I thought you'd love that."
Serge- "Had to finally admit I just don't have the control. I call it the Heroin Channel. If they're running one of those technology shows on the brief but exciting life of the ballpoint pen, I can occasionally break away for a snack. But when they get deep into the Chinese dynasties, Dr. Livingston, Magellan's circumnavigation and Hitler's Henchmen, that's the ball game. Next thing I know, I've been squatting in the same spot in front of the TV for days without food or sleep."

The history channel has that same effect on me. It is my one and only weakness.