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Cantankerous 07.18.2006 01:07 PM

paid

Hip Priest 07.18.2006 01:13 PM

geologists

krastian 07.18.2006 05:21 PM

enough

Hip Priest 07.18.2006 05:21 PM

respect.

nomadicfollower 07.18.2006 05:41 PM

This has begun again? Thought it was over.....



Pajamas

Hip Priest 07.18.2006 05:52 PM

Pleasant surprise, isn't it? Anyway:


with

nomadicfollower 07.18.2006 05:54 PM

I suppose..

bunnys

Hip Priest 07.18.2006 05:59 PM

You seem to be enjoying it.


holding

krastian 07.18.2006 06:21 PM

uzis

Tokolosh 07.18.2006 06:33 PM

, hung

cosmokramer 07.18.2006 07:22 PM

well

finding nobody 07.19.2006 01:05 AM

up,

static-harmony 07.19.2006 01:10 AM

the

finding nobody 07.19.2006 01:20 AM

mountain

jon boy 07.19.2006 04:17 AM

trail

Hip Priest 07.19.2006 10:12 AM

winding

Cantankerous 07.19.2006 10:15 AM

around

jon boy 07.19.2006 10:16 AM

seventeen

Tokolosh 07.19.2006 10:17 AM

narrow

Cantankerous 07.19.2006 10:17 AM

pilgrims

drrrtyboots 07.19.2006 10:18 AM

jogging

Hip Priest 07.19.2006 10:18 AM

merrily.

Cantankerous 07.19.2006 10:19 AM

Satan

Tokolosh 07.19.2006 10:19 AM

enthusiastically

Cantankerous 07.19.2006 10:20 AM

fucked

Tokolosh 07.19.2006 10:22 AM

forty

Cantankerous 07.19.2006 10:27 AM

apostles

alyasa 07.19.2006 11:12 AM

Compilation of page 28-68 (continued from previous compilation of 1-28)

turtle named Speedy gave a lecture on people who can’t turn into purple mutations while the president of spam is really stoned beyond belief. Anyway later I to(sic) corporate money-grabbers who like assholes only without mustard, but with lotsa hot sauce. Incredibly, mannerly mannequins are mostly made monstrously ugly; why? Because, bizarrely, I’d like some interracial musical caricatures combined with a thing made from gift-hampers full of Ukrainian dildos dipped sparingly in custard. Dildos that placed variable defences against penetration devices that tickle your fancy. When people come quickly on carpets, they tend to splash their feet like sealions splash against the beach. Hungry bums would wait for hairy dickheads with extended penises that increase chances considerably for intercourse. Barbie licked ice-creams and razors before he. She came into money. Whispering something and furiously screamed, “Horned ??? won’t kiss anal flesh easily!” Horses float endlessly while dolphins twirl and frolic while singing Corals with colourful microphones sponsored by Lifestyle Magazine. If birds get with Debra and jiggle around the Fountain of Youth. One woman significantly altered her identity by completely painting her toenails to camouflage every complete discreet vagabond. This became very angry and at precisely midnight the dead rose garden ate the atmosphere. Then planet Earth exploded; scattering semen throughout the cosmos; the end? Of part one. Boardies secreted ooze after they foolishly stuck their Penis vertically into a lawnmower who moaning came like Ukrainian farmers. Agricultural policies stifle many opportunities for genuine fluffyness improvement, particularly within wet, non-fluffy environments that fertilize the daisies and the smelly neglected sheep. Impetus moves into regions previously unknown, where slimy rouges corrupt practices that suffer from over-regulation. Clones mass-produced bile that contaminated dead Gremlins with aids. Church rarely leads bullshitters or golfers forward to Truth. Brown colored epidermis itches usually because it’s infected with bugs who eat maggoted garbage, washed onto vinegar while the sunshine exploded. “Peanuts!” she cut in, while vigorously churning vast amounts of butter. “Balderdash!” exclaimed Professor Plum, sensing nearby disturbances using slick hair was unnecessary because of ingrown stuff that greased curiously onto several hotrods. Engines ROAR!!! Spectators nervously observe crashes while sipping carefully from another man’s milkshake. BOOM! Crazed Interminably zombies descended upon Uranus and demolished cocks and socks stuffed full. Cocks fall from dirty cocks covered completely with chutney and chocolate pears flavoured milkshake. “Away,” foul peasant bring sandwiches immediately, to feed my grotesque desire for food. Pies! Yum, but pastry doesn’t contain cock Anthrax. Suspension helps ventilation circulate freely around shafts of steel pistons, while pumping fluid freely into compression chambers; If Ukrainian marshmallows were organic, then nasty hippies, spouting boring, repetitive chants, would create nomadic flowers while smoking repulsive, rancid concoctions made from Ukrainian mafia coal dust; marshmallows roasting slowly exploded into millions of molten lava. Chaos transforms mundane affairs into uncontrollable tapestries. Supersonic valleys rose aesthetically, penetrating, thrusting and evolving, revolving around pillars while cavorting enthusiastically about. Cuttlefish perniciously gathered together, spiralling recklessly, going upwards and around mutating, distressed offspring protruded pockets conspicuously absent. Resentful dolphins attacked ruthlessly without biting, rather sucking relentlessly, pointedly, but gently. Also, crustaceans danced in moonlit brilliance, tempting dazzled fishermen protozoa-esquely onto coral, breaking hearts like never before. Meanwhile, Joanna kissed Basil while stroking mandrils(picture of mandril by Tokolosh) intoxicated, tired and pissed-off with Basil aromas which emanated pungently fromBasil. Curses! shouted the fishmonkey. This developing, inchoate apparition contributed burnt toast willingly. Borders crumbled, slowly collecting apples and blackberries for making scrummy apple sauce. Porkmarras heartily devoured fluffy Robins, choking whilst stroking cocks. Soon, inevitably, Porkmarras minced meat joyfully, scarring flesh, singeing hair and amputating crocodiles. One by miserable torture died. Another, luckier crocodile escaped torture, fleeing hysterically to a nearby church fete. Although multitudes of sleazy, neoprene-clad cowboys congregated, around evening, after surgery, whistling happily at rattlesnakes, they caught copepods microscopically eloping. Shamanic cults solicit enticing, illegal, crunky bears to worship Ronald because Ronald grants wishes freely. Gnomes sung amusingly and attacked various farmers; livestock laughed at the skirmish, deciding to stop seving potatoes for weeks. Robocop circumsized T-1000 without even passing the anatomically correct makeshift Buddhas. Fuck having sex. Kittens suck major ass. Krastian emits many fictitious fag songs, causing thunderous applause from Queens instead of firing his penis vagina twat slobber into humanity’s scrotum bank. Subsequently, heavenly atoms descended upon hell and reversed Hitler’s pathetic moustache! It made sucking while exploiting gullible skinheads almost unbearable until geological contours manifest themselves stratigraphically; they wanna survey fjords using pink inflatable callipers. Overrated methodologies for underrated homos. Pink slim robots exploded dramatically like volcanic dolls screaming abuse randomly at policemen. Gross people roll blunts only for construction workers. tails prophylactic saved Courtney Cox from mediocrity. Some organizational bastards threatened the axis with fandom. My god into of and blows. Take. Really. Seriously. Unexpectedly. ( Saturnine’s posts got deleted, so the end is a bit muddled and confusing…)

nomadicfollower 07.19.2006 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
apostles




while

Cantankerous 07.19.2006 11:47 AM

typing

nomadicfollower 07.19.2006 12:05 PM

Hamlet.

krastian 07.19.2006 03:31 PM

Morrissey

finding nobody 07.19.2006 03:35 PM

likes
(thanks alysa)

Cantankerous 07.19.2006 03:35 PM

fat

Cantankerous 07.19.2006 03:36 PM

girls

static-harmony 07.19.2006 03:46 PM

with

krastian 07.19.2006 03:49 PM

cocks.

Hip Priest 07.19.2006 04:53 PM

Canals

(Well Done alyasa! they wanna survey fjords using pink inflatable callipers. Good stuff)

Cantankerous 07.19.2006 04:54 PM

of
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Hip Priest 07.19.2006 04:54 PM

industrial


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