Yes, but Chinas a bit of a treck for me.

you mean like this?

I knew it!!

Sigh. I guess they wouldn't have it in my size ANYWAY. Haha.

Well, I take back my rep then.

Lee would never use drugs. That's just an unfiltered Camel smoked all the way down.

Still a classic photo.

It's the T-Mobile guy! "Can you hear me now?"

I know. I know.

And it's Verizon.
Insult me correctly.

Oh, yeah. Sorry. You get that a lot?

& who says it's an insult?!

I was called Andy Warhol a while back, so you're faring better than I.

I have since I got my haircut. Eh, it isn't an insult. When people say it, I say shit like "Oh yeah, he's fucking hot. I bet he's got a good amount of Service bars." Retarded as hell, but it is fun.

Andy Warhol is pretty cool. Though I might not want to be called him if I wasn't trying to.

Yeah, I think it was the glasses I was wearing. My prescription sunglasses are in those clear plastic hornrimmed style Warhol wore in the 60s. I wasn't even thinking of Warhol when I got those frames. I saw Wes Anderson in them.

And at least you have the option of regrowing your hair.

My glasses aren't helping me with the Verizon guy thing.

Oh, people are so shallow. Tell them they watch too much TV.

I'll do that next time. That's a good one.

ahah im a dork
i mean im totally rock

You'm total rock lobster.

+cobain points

the hair is rockin in that one

DO NOT wash your hair seriously
it looks excellent

cantankerous agreeing with me makes me feel warm inside

glad to help

probably helps that im listening to vashti bunyan... i cant help but love everyone right now

I see someone owns a mac.


Edit- By the way, you look hot. When is the slumber party?

but im gay now....

ok we can paint toenails and put each others undergarments in the freezer.

* !@#$%! falls out of tree*

i would say we can go harass !@#$%!, who is watching us from across the street, but i think he'd like it too much

let's get crispin glover to run him over with a car...

I'm a girl in theory.

I'm going to start...nevermind.

im gonna buy a vagina on ebay and duct tape it to my forehead... does that get me an invitation?

No you are not invited, unless once a month you have this.

designer vagina anybody?

Haha is that where they model them on porn stars?

ive read about that before... the middle eastern women thing is crazy... crazy

For as long as she can remember, Jill wanted a different vagina. Not only was her labia minora slightly larger than her labia majora ("I'd see women in locker rooms and in magazines and be jealous," she says); after two children she also had serious incontinence problems.

"My vagina had that 'flippy-floppy' feeling. I could barely feel anything. Sex was just not the same." Then a friend of hers saw an ad for Dr. David Matlock and his Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation clinic in Los Angeles. "My friend said, 'Hey Jill, you could do this!' It was meant as a joke. I found Matlock's number on the Net and was in his office within a week."

i don't know about that one... are there gonna be dudes at this pleasure party?

I'll be there to videotape only.