the pawn shop?

i actually have no idea where it came from. who do you think gave it to me would probably be a better question to ask.

It's time to reach for my Black Sabbath records.

Don't you mean Wolfmother, porkie?

i suspect somewhere out there's a sad girl is missing her ring and more...

tough titty said the kitty when the milk ran dry.

florida = ewww

but i think you could love miami-- especially south beach

Anything that is starkly different from who i am is always bound to pose as a real attraction.I rely on your pms for insider tips.

I'd go to Florida with you. For all the wrong reasons.

I take my advice from that world renowned relationship therapist David Lee Roth:

"I want a woman who is awsome in bed and then, after sex, turns into a pizza"

not to be a sappy bitch or anything but i've already found my ideal partner. i met him when i was 12, i'm now 15, and he really defines every quality i'd want in a guy. smart, hilarious, spontaneous, caring, not overly romantic, gorgeous, nonmaterialistic, etc. i could say a lot more about him but i won't.

my baby:

that's right-- don't jinx it

Be funny and smart. I don't care about looks or and of that vapid shit. As long as they are smart, and funny or at least entertaining. But I also want somone who isn't shy of getting loose.

in the bowels? no comprendo.

Getting loose as to do somethig estupido.

ah!!

heart of gold
rockin'
hott
likes sports
funny as hell
creative/into art
confident
good cook

there is no perfection.

what you think would be perfect usually turns out to not be what makes you happy

funny
cute
artistic
i feel like im worthy of her
can be serious
is smart
can have conversations
doesnt mind that im quiet

quit it, i'm sick of seeing my fucking face everywhere.