From the !@#$%! detective agency

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=12383

it appeared as if they were legally consenting adults, with a 30 year age difference

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/member.php?u=2486

maybe the mom got jealous! :D

From the sonicl detective agency:

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=12383

here,

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...d.php?p=293378

her picture is gone, though.

Ew... I'm feeling kind of sick...


So, we know this much:

1. Peaches lists Against the Grain in her top 10.

2. Against the Grain does a creepy "RRROAR" over her belly dancer photos (I think the actual quote is something like, "RRrrrrroarrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!!!!!! You can charm my snake anytime you like! Ring my chimes !!!!.....shakazulu !!.").

3. Against the Grain goes to NYC to meet Peaches.

4. Against the Grain goes, "Hey, what happen..."

If there's a lesson in this, guys, don't fall in love with girls 30 years your junior. They don't want your beer-bellied, no-butt, frog-legged, wrinkled bod. Unless you're like 70 and they're like 40. That's a different case altogether. Maybe.

imitator! it's quite flattering though. :p


unless you are woody allen :D

I'm shocked. He pmed me yesterday to ask if I was porkmarras and to ask how I was. Perhaps he thinks that I'm a 12 year old girl. Sorry, just kidding. I hope that there's no truth in this story.

Oh, I worship you from afar, you know.

i must warn you though, im not a 12 year old girl :D

I am ;)

:eek::eek::eek:

sick.

Gotta go now, I have homework to do.

The evidence looks fairly damning.

Dammit. Another illusion dashed...

ha ha ha, that's both funny and creepy. oh so creepy.

Well, she is a little TOO young. It's a bit like you going out with Cantankerous or something, you know?

Edit - Andrew

er, yeah, well, that's different...

You wished. You're too skint to afford me, I only go for men who invested in a hefty pension scheme.

cantankerous have gone to new york! oh no! she might haven been another victim of this villain.

Damn, porkster. Well, there's always SYthenticallY...