heee hheee

bravo, porks

kisses,

-belial


to the first question: YES.

about the physical limitations of age: no. i've felt the physical limitations of smoking or a rotten liver though. however, after cleaning up, everything goes back to normal. abusing your body is for retards, whether you're 16, 19, or 90. so don't.

the best anti-ageing is a lot of sex. and exercise second. oh and good food. i still get carded when buying liquor or going to clubs. i guess everyone gets carded. but still it's embarrassing-- do i have a baby face?? bah!

Porkie, you're turning into one of us. You're turning into a wheezing geezer!

Sorry, I didn't mean that kind of abuse, although I agree with you.

haha, if only it was that easy.
Yeah, I think everyone gets asked for proof of age now, but I think it's more due to the fact that it's a lot stricter these days so that even if they think you're quite above the legal age they will still ask. Maybe they were trying to flatter you. :P
Some people just do it to be a pain though, like that old lady in the spar shop who refused to serve me 4 cans of john smiths.

that explains yr robe and sandals. :eek:

do you also serve up pieces of your body to yr apostles?

of those apostles, how many go by "Mary"?

more importantly: would you consider a hand-to-hand-combat-death-match between you and Jeezus? I realize this would last forever (with the both of you rising from the grave), but it would sure be fun to watch.

if the answer is yes, can I be yr manager?

I can go by the name Don King of Kings!

oh yeah. ok. well in the u.s. the drinking age is 21 i guess in england is 16? 18? i could not possibliy look 16 or 18, 21 *maybe* in the dark, and of course there are many 21 year olds that look aged beyond their years, but that is not my fault.

now, thinking about it, when i was 15-16 i was into competitive sports, so i was a beast. then i got into the university & fattened up because i didn't have time for sports-- it was study all day. but the point... oh yes the point is that i feel im a much more interesting person than when i was younger. i'm saner too, and i don't have to look to the world to tell me who i am.

of course there is the wrong path as well. some people get stupider & stupider as they age until they turn into zombies. the point i guess is to make time your ally, rather than your enemy-- to ... cultivate yourself instead of letting life destroy your soul with a soulless job and a drone-like existence. so as time passes you become more yourself, rather than the other way around. so i'm hoping than when i'm on my deathbead i'm going to be more myself than i am today.

does that make sense??

The drinking age is 18 in the UK, thankfully.
That makes a lot sense, good advice old wise one.