Most women are easily cooler than men.

The coolest man that ever lived:




The coolest woman that ever lived:

You know what's cool? A gin and tonic on the rocks, served by a double header of Werner Herzog and Asia Argento.

Bisexual!

its not her bad eyes, but her brown eye that obsesses me.

How very dare you. Did I say I was trying to fondle Asia's naughty bits? Impossible - I had my hands full with the Herzog.

Then you're just confused.

Can't argue against that. Who am I talking to? What?