Oh, my God. You are so right. Oh, you can borrow my lipstick too, sweetie.

Aw, thanks.

Less stupid shit about spiders (which are fucking scary), and more hot guys Hayden and I would have a threesome with!

What about him?

Ooh, I've an idea, let's get Porky to come to the states to have a threesome with us. It'd be great.

hot!

Lemme see if I understand this right...

You can't be bothered to "do" that guy in the photo above? Cuz that's a damn shame. He cute.

I was asking Alex if he wanted to have a threesome with me and that guy. I would and have done that guy in the picture above.

I can't be arsed to go to bed. I'd rather sit here and waste away.

Sure, why not? Even better.

Fab-U-Less!

I can't be bothered to come up with anything witty to continue this conversation. Shall we just sex now?

Put like that it sounds like a medical proceedure.

Anytime, dear. I'd open my legs for you or porky anytime.

"I'm going to need to sex the heart before we can sew him up."

If Porky's involved, save room for me!

For sure, CHOUT!

This shit should be pretty hot.

We'll tape it and make BILLIONS.

I'm down.

We'll have to lie about our ages, though, Alex. We'll make up fake names.

What do you want your porn name to be?