Hey, an idea. Do something that really dissapoints him for real. Make it like he'll want to stop talking to you. Betray a secret or something. Being a cunt is a great way of losing a friend. I do it regularly.

you never disappoint me.

that's HOT.

Deviant.

Do you American people ever keep some sort of intimacy for yourselves? It doesn't come acrosss like that on the internet. Sorry to be such a bitch, but you ask for it.

We are Americans, we want our secrets exposed, even when we don't want it to.