Haha, fuck off,

what answer would he like?

besides. I'm calling yr bluff. you have made boucoup poasts in the last few days, and that can only mean one thing.

we own yr soul now.

Noooooooo!!!

I own your soul bitch!

surely that should be obvious by now.

but really, I'm not going to play matchmaker for y'all.

CLICK HERE TO CONTINUE

ps: I'm sorry, ok? I'm really fucking sorry.

People aren't shy on the internet, liar.

I'm not clicking, this is weird.

Tell him I have an infectious, incurable skin disease.

This will be one those stories they tell kids in school about "the dangers of the internet".

that's gross.

yr a "kid"??

█████████ is one sick fuck imo.

No I'm not. Still applicable.

Remember?

I am not gay, whoever told you that is lying.

i really wish you were hairy.

:(

easy, tiger.

Ah man, I'm really sorry. I would be interested but, despite all the stuff going on between me and floating on the forum, floating and I have been messaging each other, you know sending pictures and stuff, and he says he's into fisting. So you know, you can't turn an offer like that down.

Consequently I am now completely shaven all over, so I doubt you'll still be interested.

oh, it's ok, i can understand that.

i'm sorry,
thing is i'm a bit short on money right now, so i usually ask people for hair.
you know, to sell it for production of wigs, hair extensions etc.

i didnt intent to sound rude or anything.

maybe next time.

thanks anyway.

What are you talking about? You're Francis Bean Cobain!!

What?