The Carp in the Tarp would have made a fine Dr. Seuss book.

Or a worn out internet meme.

redundancy is the cheapest form of humor.

ask clone.

We're doomed. C-3PO

Remember what you told me about your mother and the Sand People?

Sand People ALWAYS ride single file.

my sex life is best described by quote from PREDATOR

"so you cook up a story and drop the 6 of us in a meat grinder?"

General Kenobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Clone Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person; but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

so let me get this straight.

yr saying yr sex life is like you and 5 other guys being chased by an alien trying to kill you......




sorry to hear that man.

that's what it feels like.
;)

^^interesting. I assumed he meant it could disappear into the trees.

i was expecting some smartass retort about how he's the predator. now i actually feel bad for teasing...:(











oh...no wait.... it's passed.

OK, here is the star wars quote that best describes my sex life

This station is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.

you nerds! i couldn't think of a quote to save my life.

i'll have to google some kind of "star wars quote book for nerds"

:confused:
does that mean you have a vagina?

no, it does not describe my genitalia, it describes my sex life. there's a difference.

:confused:
does that mean you trick kiddies with candy bars?

nope.
I can't express it with non SW quotes.

Perhaps she would respond to an alternate form of persuasion.