I once think I spotted Rowland S Howard in Clapham Junction. I'm not ashamed to say that I did a bit of a sex wee.

I stood next to Lydia Lunch at a bar. I let her rub her boobies against my midriff.

OK then, Billy Ficca bought me a drink once. Oh, and the same night Jennifer Herrema gave me a kiss goodnight. I was dancing in puddles all the way back to my hotel.

I punched Rollins on the arm. He flinched.

OK. I shot Kurt Cobain and got my girlfriend at the time, Belinda Carlisle, to forge the suicide note. Then we fucked all night listening to Killdozer 7"s ... on acid.

Sister Nancy
Kiddus I backed by legendary China Smith
Ras Michael and the Sons of Negus [4]
Israel Vibration backed by Roots!Radics! [3]
Sly and Robbie [2]
Sonic Youth [6]
Subhumans [7]
Mary Timony [1]
Shannon Wright [1]
A Global Threat
The Varuckers
Queen Ifrika
Sleater Kinney [8]
Ratdog [2]
Anthony B
Sizzla
Midnite [2]
Naked Aggression [2]
Eek-a-mouse [4]
Gregory Isaacs
Bunny Wailer [3]
Stephen Marley [2]
Ziggy Marley [2]
Damien Marley
Culture
Morgan Heritage
The Itals [3]
Groundation [5]
Don Carlos [3]
Deftones [4]
Toots and Maytals [well only Toots but it was billed as Toots and Maytals]
The Grouch feat Zion-I
Pato Banton [2]
the Gladiators
Steel Pulse [2]
the Abyssinians [3]
Easy-Star All-stars do Radiodread

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I was at the Slayer gig at the Astoria where they encored with a run through of the whole of Reign in Blood. If they'd advertised that they were gonna do that as a main set they coul've probably filled Wembley stadium.

I once saw John Clegg walking down the street.

bullshit!

I once did a wee in Danielle Dax's toilet. Beat that!

S'true. And I've seen Don Estelle sing a few times as well.

This sounds totally unbelievable but is actually absolutely true. My mum is really good friends with ex-Sigue Sigue Sputnik member Martin Degville.

I hope you didn't sprinkle.

^^^What what what?!?!? (And, ahem, why haven't you invited him round for dinner yet?)

Of course it's true. If you'd made it up you would have mentioned somebody we might have actually heard of.

Seriously, it's absolutely true. they met on a holiday in Kenya and have been good friends ever since. He's been to my old house to see her but I'd moved out by then so I've never actually met him. But yes, Martin Degville has done wees in my toilet.

Shit. the man who helped create Love Missile F1-11 is one of my mum's best mates. That is seriously fuckin' cool. I don't give a toss what anyone says.

No, I saw them at Barden's, great stuff, yourself?

i stood next to david yow at the urinal

Off topic, but "pissing with the stars" is more interesting anyway.

I once pissed next to Robyn Hitchcock. ("cock!" he he)

I edited in another 19 or 20...

Demonrail, I have to admit, when I saw Live Skull I went off with my friend to get high before they went on and we were in this gallery I used to work in by the club, and we were tripping pretty hard on LSD. I put on this Jefferson Airplane tape and we actually kind of enjoyed that more than Live Skull when we went back in. It was the perfect juxtaposition of psychedelic extremes though!