A pretensious Wetherspoons, yeah.

The leather jacket just tells you she owns some Iggy vinyls.

Wow, that sounds like something to experience.

That's that brain dead creature from big brother isn't it?

Shit. Look at the second google result for Nicola Roberts Sonic Youth:

" Still Remains Strapping Young Lad The Strokes Sugababes Sway System Of A Down .... No I as implying Nicola Roberts was untalented actually."

How dare they. I'm going to get a myspace just so I can harangue them.

It's probably Sarah Harding's ghosted MySpace. She's so against letting Roberts' Sonic Life to flourish. Give her up Harding. She belongs with us. with friends.



(do excuse my succumbing to the urge to show a harding nipple there)

i bet miley is a secret goth or something, like she loves the cure and joy division* but she's afraid her fans might not know she's not all giggles and smiles all day long.



*noting of course that she's 15 and hardcore goth at that age is guys in black singing about long distance relationships; give her a year and she'll start debating my dying bride with or without the violin.

Yeah. Hard to imagine her listening to Trees Outside the Academy. Especially when you know Roberts has the vinyl edition.

I've seen so many tumble when faced with that all important violin issue.

You know Miss Roberts wouldn't do such a thing as show her nipple in public. She has self respect and grace. When she shows you her nipple you know she means it......

I was wondering when somebody was going to ask that.

It says it's Pookie's avatar. That satisfies me.

Imagine the feedback roar behind her.

it's a toughie.

Hello!

Any news on the adorable Roberts Sonic Life? While the Girls-Aloud-Married-to-Cole is farting around on the X Factor, my guess is that the mighty Nicola is fucking around in private with some musique concrete.

I look forward to her Xenakis tribute CD (the backing I believe is being provided by a certain Mister Glice).

Concréte is so last century. I mean, Parmegiani is practically pop nowadays. We're working on a lower-case reductionist/ spectralist revival fusion record. It's going to be Astral.

Give her time. That's all I'm saying. the Yoko of the 21st Century is ginger and talks like Cilla Black. The revolution will not be televised.