I once (when I was 19?) had too many Guinnesses and a very-hastily eaten kebab, and ended up doing a projectile vomit all over my (white) bedroom walls. Ma Melly was not impressed...

well i suppose not, if she had to clean it up.

i would have made YOU clean it up if i was your mum!

I DID clean it up myself! (not easy when you're totally smashed) - I can still remember trying not to honkl again as I picked up bits of Guinessy meat. The most embarrasing thing was that she took the piss out of me afterwards, then my little sister and brother joined in. I had no answer to that, so I went and sulked like a girl :D

haha that's a good story

once i had to have my mum come pick me up from my friend's house because we drank WAY too much and i was sick and neither of us were going to drive me home...
so i got in the car and she goes "have you been drinking?"
and i go "why?" (even though i was obviously cunted)
"because i smell booze"
and i say the stupidest thing you could ever possibly say, being that we were the only two in the car..."on who?"

she didn't care that i was drunk, she was pissed off because she had to get off her ass and come get me!

lol

^^^ That's hilarious! I nearly dropped my ciggie on my keyboard. I had a similar experience coming back from a Halloween do when was I 16 - I was staggering up to bed, and Mum Melly jumped out on me (argh!) and said "YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING, HAVEN'T YOU?".

haha i think i would piss myself laughing if my mum jumped out at me like that.

mum melly sounds awesome

Hahaha. I can't help but wonder if her jumping out at you was really more like "standing there the whole time". You know, when you're drunk it's hard to tell.

Another story - the last time I was in Melbourne, a mate of mine was getting "friendly" with a girly, so I departed the flat with a carrier bag full of lager and cigs, went to the local car park, and started ringing up everyone I knew, saying "Arrgh, I'm having a great time over here, uh, Merry Xmas arrgh". Up till 6 am I was (watching the sun come up in Melbourne was v cool, though).

Mum Melly rocks. Mum Melly likes T Rex and 70's soul music and The Carpenters.

Happy Birthday Bitch.

mum melly is even cooler than cantankermum!

GASP!!!

even if it's too late, congratulations anyway!

Happy belated birthday you foxy thang ;)

Mum Melly and Cantankermum should meet. They'd have a blast.

i bet they would. talking about their ill behaved children over tea.

"Ooh, you wouldn't believe the crap Melly used to listen to"
"MUMMM!"
"Ooh, the way he used to drink, too!"

the "crap you used to listen to" is probably what my mum used to listen to, ha!