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Advice Dog, what is the way to a woman's heart?
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Hello Advice Dog!
What is the best mixer/mixers to have with Vodka? Thanks! |
Dear advice dog,
I love you. Can I have positive rep for loving you? |
Dear Advice Dog, why did you not answer my last question ?:(
I repeat it : "I assume you'd prefer a bone instead of positive rep. Where are you living ? Where is your kennel ? If you give me your adress, I will send you a bone, I promise you." |
fuck off, spookie is the only one allowed to give advice here.
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Dear Advice Dog,
How long before I end up in rehab? Love, Cantankerous |
Dear Advice Dog,
Should I get a job? Eternally Yours Death |
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Advice Dog's 10 ways to a woman's heart: 1. Ask her to dance. 2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth. 3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her. 4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep. 5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family. 6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by. 7. Don't call her when you’re feeling sad. 8. Kiss her eyelids. 9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child. 10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower. Quote:
Coke is always the classic addition, but try experimenting with other pop too. Have you ever tried MILK? I bet Milk and Vodka is an interesting experience. Quote:
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You will never let them put you in there. Quote:
Yes! Jobs generate money, which you can exchange for goods and services, i.e. food and hookers. |
Advice Dog,
Who is Misinformation Mutt? |
briliant sy forums own agony aunt.. brilliant!!!!!!
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Dear Advice Dog,
will i ever be satisfied with my own musical creations? |
Advice Dog rules! I think Advice Dog should come to ATP Nightmare Before Xmas in England this year.
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Dear Advice Dog,
Is it a? |
Advice Dog, the fit barmaid in my local is starting to get on my nerves with her constant beauty. Is there some easy, painless way to disfigure her so I'm not so distracted? I am trying to live a holy life.
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Dear advice dog,
What do you do when you are in love with one of your best friends? |
Thanks Advice Dog! I'm applying for jobs right now.
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Advice Dog, I can't do many of those things because I don't know that beautiful girl well enough. But what if I do as many as possible right now? Will two of these ways suffice until I know her enough to implement the others? How about two and a boatload of confidence? I really appreciate yr help, Advice Dog! |
Have you ever been in a dog fight?
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