Fucking hell, that's one big cat! Is that George Harrison?

He has the look of cool evilness about him in the pic - nice.

and you gave in to his demands?

oh, i see yr wolf shirt btw

and my wall of hair

if i gained 100lbs i would be j mascis



i let him down but he's sitting in my lap now with his hands up on the table...his ass is in my lap but the rest of him is propped up on the table.

yes it is george harrison
aka harry

aka big pussy

Re J Mascis - haven't you thought of forcing him to "retire" from Dinosaur Jr and then taking his place? You + '65 Jazzmaster + Lou+Barlow + Murph = Awesome Win.

and yer bangs... so typical of a white person

yeah, and i'm white, what do you want me to do about it?

i could never replace j. that would be ridiculous.

be less predictable whitey

Cantanky - Yeah, that was an absurd comment from me, I know - he's still one of the loudest guitarist I've ever experienced live (think it was at Koko in Camden in September 2005 - they did 3 encores that night) - I know the Mascis is all about the soloing frenzy, but he also writes some killer tunes and hooks too....I'm going to listen to "You're Living All Over Me" later on today....you must've have Dino Jr a few times, I take it?

dave, you're white!
i've seen them. they weren't that good compared to footage i had seen but they were decent i suppose, if a little sloppy.

I'm half-white girl!

what's the other half?

tan/phoenician

isn't that an ancient civilisation?

what?

yes... thats where i descended from... if some mofo who's grandaddy was from detroit can call himself "african-american", then i can call myself phoenician-american, it's only fair... my grandfather was born in cuba, but the family is from lebanon... but not arab. phoenician

Dear Cantanky Wisdom Cat

Are you the re-incarnation of one of those Ancient Egyptian cat gods? If so, do we need to start offering you gold trinkets and honey wine to appease your rightful wrath?

Your expectantly

Melly

dear melly,

no.
some deli meat would be nice though.

love,
cantankerous' cat.


ps
how the fuck am i writing this, i don't even have thumbs?!

You're Cantakerous' Cat, why have thumbs when you have super-flexible paws?

I'll get you some deli meat, Harry. Would you like some Parma Ham too? Ask your mistress if she'd like anything from the deli counter.

we like ham.

love,
cantankerous and harry

Ham it is then. Do you want ciabatta and mustard to go with that? I'll get some red wine for me and Cantanky, and you Harry will get a full litre of creamy milk, all to yourself.