It almost sounds like he would have had to have worn the KKK stuff expecting someone to ask him to tell a racist joke.

famous dandies:

ok i get you

yeah, like that, but the rock and roll mod version

are you really that short?
holy shit hahahaah

i'm like 5'7 or 5'8

mr. cantankerous is like 6'4

I think that was the point of the whole thing. He probably had the dude yell out "TELL A RACIST JOKE!"

The KKK shirt was all black and had drawings of 3 white hoods and it said "hANG 'EM HIGH" and it showed a rope.

And yeah I'm really 5'2.

And a half.

woaaaaah.

are you in lord of the rings atsonic?

lord of the cock rings, yes.

WHY MUST YOU NEED ONE AT YOUR AGE?

EAT MORE WHEATIES

lol

My dick is 7 inches long actually.

One time I got drunk with this dude and I was pissing and I had a boner. Piss boners are the worst.

This dude peaked his head into the bathroom and went, "OH MY GOD AM I DRUNK... YOU'RE PRETTY BIG FOR A LITTLE GUY."

That was fucking creepy.

WHO CARES.

FERNANDEZ SUSTAIN CAN HELP IF YOU CAN'T

Come on, sonic gossip dudes, show us your dicks!

uh do men actually measure their cocks?

i didn't know that.

gay men ive know have been really into size

my main preoccupation is to satifsy the ladies, so i don't pay a lot of attention.

just (fucking) saying.

Haha.......... uh... yeah.

Don't girls get their boobs measured? It's the same thing!

Oh wait, no it's not.

every 2 weeks

Guys measure their dicks but they often measure from their balls to the head of their dick so they can add some extra inches on that member.

I'm measuring the pole itself, not the sperm bag.

lentgh is pretty irrelevant anyway, not really but it doesn't matter nearly as much as people think