Kegmama is my West Coast go-to lady who has more hetero in her raised eyebrow than I do in my entire being. This is of course a good thing.

Melly is my e-uncle

^^^ always has sigs that make me laugh

Is young like myself.

we will get married
(she just doesn't know it yet)

is a baller like myself

is super compatible with me on last.fm :D

stuttin is a habit, get like me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_A9MvA3pnU

I am the keymaster to his gatekeeper.

I'm a well-wisher / crony.

i love danny
i want to buy him all the drugs in the world

I love cryptovideodrome

This fellow never ceases to impress me with his endless knowledge of the bowels of recorded music. WE DISAGREE ON THINGS

He stole my car stereo and hub caps

He stole my mother's heart.

Owes me a piece of cake.

Has tight leather pants

owes me a new toaster and wallpaper

Is the blackest nigga since Apollo Creed.