i never wear pyjamas in public. the closest thing to pyjamas i own is a pair of harem pants.

Capris?! I'm metro, not gay, and not South American or European.

As for shorts, I sometimes wear them if I'm going to be hanging around someone's pool or going to something beach-related in very hot weather. That's the only time, though. And for working out.

I have three nice pairs of linen shorts. They're pretty awesome, but like I say, appropriate only rarely.

he only shorts i own are my 'paint-pants'... old jeans my father used to wear, i cut them off at the knee and wear them when painting. they're covered in all kinds of colors now.

i once met this english alkie who had nipples like giant grains of rice. i mean LONG and weird. maybe it's the same that he's covering?

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re: short

i live in the middle of the fucking desert. come summer, that's what i wear.