For Satan

I wish I wasn't more or less the board baby.

is that Brian Jones?

I hez major crush on someone on here.

True, but I'm also even better at keeping promises, and we're clearly over 10 now...

I secretly desire that Phoenix will admit she likes one of my pictures and begin acting nice to me. I know, that's pathetic, but I have an "accommodating" personality type, and no amount of therapy seems to help.

thank you dearest

i wuv you brian

ok, what the fuck? what's wrong with your pictures?

just post her a picture of some RAW MEAT. she'll love you for it. pro-mizz...



she'll be so happy maybe she'll post you some pictures in return:



that's my secret desire! (not so secret anymore) fo' sho'!

i haven't had the urge to get my yell on lately.

my transparent suit is fluctuating in its functionality.

why you do dis to me, Dimi?

you can turn off the scramble suit.

there are no cameras here.

I promise.



back on topic:

I secretly desire for someone on the board to explain why the hell there was a bigass peacock in my back yard. have you ever seen a fucking peacock? they're like a baby t-rex in technicolor.

You are rushing to step 2. I can only accommodate one desire at a time. :o

That would be quite surreal anywhere, but in Oklahoma, I can't begin to fathom the surreality. Especially if it had a big ass, because that would undoubtedly make the plumes gigantasmic!

phoenix in a meat bra? let's join forces & concentrate-- we can make it happen!

good ness. i had a peacock in my backyard once too. many years ago. i think my testicles dropped the next day, so its probably an omen of good fortune.

Now, now. I'm trying to get her to like me. Isn't she a vegan? Shouldn't it be a falafel bra?

wassamarah? you wanted to jab it in the eye, only you didn't know which one was the real one?

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i secretly desire everyone would post picts of them in meat bras. meat bras for everyone!

feeling emboldened after the pitbull incident, I chased it into a corner.

fucking thing was so stupid it had no idea where to go.

those drumsticks had me droolin', but once I saw it's fucking claws, I backed off.

eventually it took a short flight over the fence.

I am caretaker to several bird families. I hope it comes back.

I secretly desire to eat it.

moar hawt!

fuck that shit! what is it that cassavetes saID about the pleasures of defilement? i can't recall.

MEAT BRAS FTW

I'd prefer that it matches the curtains.

wtf is that