KEY CHART

brrrrr!!!!

i shuddered-- for real

function

ugh, I hate it

conjunction junction, what's your function!?

I love language.

lol, ugh, funkshin. I hate it so much, nk/nc shouldn't go together and then to be followed by 'shin' that's just shit.

I love the word vagina.

I HATE the word "random" because of how much it's misused.

I hate the words PANTIES and MEAL with a burning fiery passion.

"Creative" makes me want to kill myself.

^^THIS TOO, but replace "random" with "SARCASM'. i'd shoot every fucking asspipe that lumps sarcasm with general irony-- i blame the internet for the spread of this disease.

I also hate the word booklet. Like, wtf is a booklet? Is it a miniature book? Can books even be miniature?

irony.

i've spent too much time in williamsburg, brooklyn to enjoy most usages of that term.

i hate the word mrunglinpops. but i'm not really afraid that any of you understand the power it holds OVER GOBLINS AND MOTHER FUCKERS

this.

"golf-ball-sized hail"

you said words. it counts.

cunt

too fucking clever.
someone inject the floater with dense elements in scifi shoes.

this has already been discussed.

Groggy.

random is misusd?

they now have a pageant celebrating Ben Franklin?