I had the same thing happen once, but luckily i caught up with them at a red light and started kicking the hell out of their car.

Cruella DeVille

^ hahahah awesome,.

My and my friend used to drive around in vader masks blaring the death metal version of the vader theme. stop lights were very awkward.

hahahahahahaahahahaahaaaaaa

omg death metal theme. I need it now.

I was out sitting on a bench by a local canal with my then girlfriend when a car stopped on the opposite side, filled with guys.

They then preceded to shout stuff our way, including such gems as "what are you doing with that guy?! You should be with us!". They eventually fucked off but I was left feeling about 6 inches tall.

I seem to attract asshats in cars. I was successfully egged once, successfully whacked by an apple another time and have had one or two close calls.

People yell randomly, but thanks to my delayed reaction and the fact I'm generally listening to music I appear impassive.

I love my town.

nobody ever yells at me.

it's either because I'm always driving or just too scary.

I'm going with too scary.

I was once with my gf at a gas station. We had arrived in two different cars and stopped there because her tire needed air. We weren't even standing anywhere close to each other when a bunch of yo boys started screaming "lesbians" and making all these other derogatory comments and threats. At one point, my martial artist gf ran to punch them in the face, but they rolled up their window and rolled away just in time to get away. I had never experienced anything like that before. It was kinda freaky.

I was walking home along the cemetery when a Hasidic Jew shouted something at me from his car while at a stop light. He was all "Hey. Hey! Let me see your shirt!" I held my shirt out for him so he could read it. It said 'No Fat Chicks' and had a picture of a great big fat chick in a bikini eating a triple decker ice cream cone in a circle with a line through it. He laughed really hard, said something along the lines of "That's awesome man!" We gave each other the thumbs up and parted ways.

I always get great reactions to that shirt. The right women look at me scornfully, cool women (the ones I'd want to sleep with) laugh, and dudes and bros come out in support in droves. It makes me feel like a part of a secret society of bros. Great feeling.

Another time I got caught up in a gang initiation in which a man in a van with tinted windows told the inductee that he needed to finish me. Good times.

There are so fucking many Hassidic Jews in Brooklyn...

Question: Why the hell would you want to be part of a secret society of bros?

Male bonding with strangers, bro. Just as valid as female bonding. This was basically the dude equivalent of when a bunch of chicks hold hands and cry at a Tori Amos concert.

Also, I was blanking on Tori Amos' name so I just Googled this exact phrase:

'female musician that plays piano and was raped'

She was the fourth result.

I hate female bonding when it's in the context of shitting on others. That's just called cattiness. That type of sisterhood is far from appealing.

I think that many girls prefer to chill with dudes rather than other girls.

Last thing I heard clearly was, "Go join the fucking circus!"

I flipped that 90 year old man off.

This is probably the best one ever.

I used to have these kids yell at me from their school bus every single day. I'd ignore them most of the time, but I recall getting really angry when one yelled, "Chhhhhiicckkeennnn Wiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggg!" at me. I don't know why, but I really snapped.

That same day, there was a little boy with Down syndrome in another school bus that gave me the "eat pussy" sign with his fingers. He did the exact same thing the next day as well.

title of this thread is a great name for my new band im imagining in my head right now!!!!!!

I lolled.

In fact, I lolled so much I'm quoting it twice.